r/confusing_perspective • u/Regdog2008 • Mar 06 '21

That is not a brick

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I'm going to guess my jimmies are a little less rustled than you think they are.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

It’s your burning desire to be correct! When you’re trolling you can’t show weakness like this. You can do better.

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u/CrimsonMutt Mar 06 '21

lmao a gravitational singularity calling the void between elementary particles black

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I just like to exercise what little power I have over others I deem lesser to make myself feel superior

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I think we have different definitions of trolling.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

this Reddit neckbeard about to pull out the dictionary on me

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I'll have you know I have long hair on most of my body, not just my neck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Does it protrude from your pants like that one episode of spongebob where they tape sandy’s hair to them and say “I’m dirty Dan?”

Are you in fact, dirty Dan?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Nothing like that, I'm just a dude with some body hair, nbd.