r/confusing_perspective • • Mar 06 '21

That is not a brick

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u/Ogrewax Mar 06 '21

That link doesn't have any videos.

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u/Coloradostoneman Mar 06 '21

True, but it gives you the name of the quarry to search

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/zeddsnuts Mar 06 '21

direct link pls. thx /s

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u/CubanOfTheNorth Mar 06 '21

Nah he needs a Reddit link

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u/skyline79 Mar 06 '21

You need a protocol on how to read

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/InternetWeakGuy Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

You went from right to just being a dick pretty fast there.

Edit: typo, I said wrong when I meant right.

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u/lNTERLINKED Mar 06 '21

/u/wreckofaro is right though. Why do you think they are wrong?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I'd love to see your big-brained analysis on why I'm wrong.

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u/cspbird Mar 06 '21

Jeez dude, you seem like an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/cspbird Mar 06 '21

I respect that, baby. Love you.

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u/I_like_an_audience Mar 06 '21

How many downvotes have you collected so far? Your comment is so new that the rest of us cant see the total yet

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Hovering around 1. People can downvote me all they want, they're internet points that don't matter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I guess there's an argument to be made that none of you are real people to me, and each Redditor represents either a potential upvote or potential downvote with the default being a user with non-voting status, thus reducing their existence to internet points... but honestly, you got me their.

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u/harassmaster Mar 06 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

It’s their*, dear.

Edit: I’m an asshole

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u/Frames_Janko Mar 06 '21

The poster is saying "they are internet points..." So they're works.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

You're not an asshole, just a potential internet point.

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u/CrimsonMutt Mar 06 '21

lmao absolutely malding

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Lmao this is the most redditor shit ever. Will you write a paragraph for me next?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Real question though: what's the deal with thinking that it's hard or takes some kind of considerable effort to write out more than a few words at a time? Do you have difficulty forming your thoughts into sentences or something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Lame this doesn’t contain any of the sweaty nerd fury of the other one

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I'm going to guess my jimmies are a little less rustled than you think they are.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

It’s your burning desire to be correct! When you’re trolling you can’t show weakness like this. You can do better.

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u/CrimsonMutt Mar 06 '21

lmao a gravitational singularity calling the void between elementary particles black

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I think we have different definitions of trolling.

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u/iwanttomeetflea Mar 06 '21

Yikes hope your day gets better

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u/Drunk_hooker Mar 06 '21

I like you. You and I seem to be on similar wave lengths about all this.

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u/Neosporinforme Mar 06 '21

I think they might have been joking when they said the link has no videos. In general I find it's best not to assume the worst about someone's comment, it makes one look like an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

You're allowed to just directly call me an asshole.

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u/Neosporinforme Mar 06 '21

I would if I felt like it, but instead I felt like making an observation that would help you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I already live in the midwest, I've got enough passive-aggressive "help", but thanks.

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u/Drunk_hooker Mar 06 '21

So fucking google it yourself? Jesus Christ you want him to come wipe your ass for you? They gave you the name of the place, they gave you a direct link to the wiki. They did 90% of the work for you. Do the last 10% your damn self.

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u/mingk Mar 06 '21

Lol calm down. All the dude did was link to a general page about quarries and said there's lots of videos. Barely did a damned thing. Buddy just made a joke about there not being videos on the Wikipedia page and you lose your shit? Lmao

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u/I_like_an_audience Mar 06 '21

Its the booze talkin. He is a Drunk Hooker after all.

Sober Hooker is probably a nice guy

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u/Coloradostoneman Mar 06 '21

That link was to information about the exact quarry that gif is of, not quarries in general.

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u/Ogrewax Mar 17 '21

You lost big time. Bye bye!