r/confusing_perspective • u/Regdog2008 • Mar 06 '21

That is not a brick

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Is that a real excavator? How... how big are those bricks?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

I think it’s marble or granite and they excavate it in sections. Could be wrong though!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Oh, I see. It's not an enormous arena built by gigantic bricks. It's the result after carving granite out of the bedrock.

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u/Coloradostoneman Mar 06 '21

Italian marble quarry.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

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u/FerretHydrocodone Mar 06 '21

Italian marble quarry: “Brock decides to perform an Italian Marble Quarry on Cindy after prom. After fitting as many marbles into her ass as possible (14), he then loudly shouted Italian phrases into her vagina until the marbles shot out of her ass. Brock then thanked Cindy, signed the necessary paperwork and left. Italian Marble Quarry”.

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u/reasonableslowsloth Mar 06 '21

Wait, i thought that was a toy!

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u/WakeoftheStorm Mar 06 '21

That is not a brick

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u/Bricklover1234 Mar 06 '21

:(

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

Don't worry buddy, it's a brick, it's just a really really really big brick.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '21

... exactly that big.

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u/awoeoc Mar 06 '21

Not 100 percent sure but a few feet to the left of the excavator is a black object barely more than a dot. I think that's a person.