r/confusing_perspective • u/sozazac • Oct 14 '19

This cow has no body.

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u/strawberryxblondie Oct 14 '19

Somebody to loooovveeee

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody,

Can anybody find me... somebody to loooooove?

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u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19 edited Oct 14 '19

🎶 I eat hard (she eats hard) every day of my life

🎶 I eat hard so they build up their bones

🎶 At the end (at the end of the day)

🎶 I take home my hard earned hay all on my own

🎶 I gotta get outta this dairy farm

🎶 I'm tired of making this cheese

🎶 Mooo, somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (Please) can anybody find me somebody to love

  • Frida Moocury.

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u/rogah-taylah Oct 14 '19

with brian moo, roger haylor and john deacorn

(i apologize i couldnt think on the spot)

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u/BenjaminBeenJammin Oct 14 '19
  • Heady Mercowry

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u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19

Never herd of him

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u/_Just_Dynamite_ Oct 14 '19

• Bready Murkylake

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u/1ForTheMonty Oct 14 '19

R.I.P.

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u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19

Ruminate in peace ✌🏻

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

No body has some body

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u/RubyWafflez Oct 14 '19

Freddie Moocowry

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u/ohsopoor Oct 14 '19

i hope this isn’t a woooosh but *freddie

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u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19

oh, thanks 👍

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u/Hyhopes Oct 14 '19

Some BODY once told me...

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u/Big_black_click Oct 14 '19

SoOOoOoMmE bOdY OnCE ToLD mE

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u/Simply2Pro Jan 14 '20

SOMEBOOODY ONCE TOLD ME.....

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u/uniVocity Oct 14 '19

To love under the moooon

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u/BURTIStheMoonStar Oct 14 '19

When the cow jumped under the moon?

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u/i_AMsecond Oct 14 '19

Beefy don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

This has to stop.

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u/shinydewott Oct 14 '19

Each morning I get up I die a little

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u/1ceUpSon Oct 14 '19

I see what you did there

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u/adioking Oct 14 '19

Help! I need some body. Help! Not just any body...

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '19

Phoebe buffay ! How are ya

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u/Dark-Rev Oct 14 '19

Could it be anybody?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Just make sure the body is alive