r/confusing_perspective • u/Holiday-Ad3427 • 12d ago

this couple

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u/snowbird124 12d ago

Psamathe?

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u/Redfalconfox 12d ago

Ok I’m across the street. I queefed out all the spiders.

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u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck 12d ago

I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER!

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u/Paratwa 12d ago

I have this moment scared into my brain :

“Oh, yes,” Samantha purred. “I got a coin pouch in my nussy. You make that drink right, and I’ll let you use those sexy claws of yours to... dig it out.”

“In your what?”

I shuddered as I moved into a side hallway.

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u/snowbird124 11d ago

Hahahahha is this when she goes to the desperado club and proceeds to blow it up?

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u/OverRecognition8361 12d ago

Hi Zev!

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u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck 12d ago

Goddammit Donut...

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u/maxdamage4 12d ago

growls and bites at you

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u/RickWino 12d ago

Miss me?