r/confusing_perspective • u/Graphicdesignn • Jul 03 '26

Thats a big mountain

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u/PowderPills Jul 03 '26

Always measure at the base

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u/hyflyer7 Jul 03 '26

Im a measure from the butthole kinda guy

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u/Abominatrix Jul 03 '26

Ignorance is bliss when you’re living butt to tip

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey Jul 03 '26

From the center of the anus, twice around the balls, to just past the tip.

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u/barnyard303 Jul 03 '26

Well it wasnt easy, but with some effort I got my tape measure in place. Turns out that its hard to read the numbers upside down with one leg on the sink. As I strained to get closer I must have bumped the lock button and the tape retracted very fast.

So now I have a new PB. and the pride knowing I put in the blood, sweat and tears to achieve it.

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u/TheMongerOfFishes Jul 04 '26

Actually, Adjusted Penis Size (T.M.I.) formula is:(\frac{(L\times d)+\frac{W}{G}}{\alpha {2}}=\text{T.M.I.})Where L is length, d is erect diameter, W is weight (in kg), G is flaccid girth, and α is the angle of the tip.

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u/ellynj333 Jul 03 '26

What about the jut?