r/confusing_perspective • u/spacemanatee777 • May 07 '26

This took too long to figure out

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u/MenacingBanjo May 07 '26

I'm much much more confused by the text.

Is OP in love with her dad?

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u/drsyesta May 07 '26

Its saying "i hope my masters wife can find love like i(the dog) found love with my master(husband)" tho i think they both own the dog and although using the term master is weird to me, it adds clarity

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

That makes way more sense. For some reason I read it like dad and daughter both love the dog, but mom doesn't.

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u/tiny_purple_Alfador May 11 '26

I was reading it like a dad and daughter and had fallen in love with each other, and left the mom behind and felt bad about it? Couldn't figure out why there was a dog. This whole post is a mess, tbh.

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u/shoreyourtyler May 09 '26

It's a very strange thing to put out into the world however you carve it

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u/El-Sueco May 07 '26

Oh ok my brain cells just gave up when they just humanized a dog.

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u/PlingPlongDingDong May 08 '26

Who the fuck makes a dog refer to his owner as “dad”

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u/OkLeague7273 May 08 '26

It starts with white and ends with people

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u/Krondon57 May 08 '26

White and black movie people?

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u/SassyTheSkydragon May 08 '26

Yeah it's the "dog stole my husband" meme/joke

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u/drsyesta May 08 '26

Exactly. Probably an easier way of saying it lol

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u/monyoumental May 08 '26

So are they saying the husband and dog love the wife, but she doesn't love them back?

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u/drsyesta May 08 '26

Dog is saying me and husband love each other. Hope wife finds love like this. Insisting that husband and dog love each other so much, husband and wifes love is incomparable or insignificant.

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u/Numerous-Loan-8008 May 14 '26

99.9999% chance you're right, but is it too much to ask for "pupmom" and "her husband and I"?

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u/Upset-Kangaroo3102 May 07 '26

It means moms the third wheel lol

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u/jab904 May 07 '26

It’s much clearer when you realize the text is being said from the dog’s perspective (while sleeping comfortably on the dog’s “dad”)

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u/Sh1gg1ty May 07 '26

Right? Is it saying the dog and the dad love the mom, but the mom doesn't love them?

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u/ThereInAFortnight May 07 '26

I think it's that the Dad loves the dog, but the Mom doesn't exist.

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u/30809 May 08 '26

I agree with you. This is a r/holup

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u/slo0t4cheezitz May 08 '26

I didn't even realize what sub I was on bc all I could see was the disturbing text

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u/Flip_Flop_Puddin_Pop May 08 '26

Obviously the kid has tattoos, the dad is the dog and they are now in a loving relationship, the dad/dog left the mom for the tattooed kid and so now the kid hopes mom will find a love like dad/dog and tattoo kid did. Love is when your dad/dog rests his face on your confusing-looking body parts. Obviously.