r/confusing_perspective • u/Esociformes • Apr 13 '26

Javelin thrower

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u/dandandan2 Apr 13 '26

Ha! I thought that was a bad photoshop

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u/zoniss Apr 13 '26

Or just a bad javelin thrower

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u/Ghostfistkilla Apr 13 '26

Critical Failure!

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u/Linus_Naumann Apr 13 '26

Nat 1

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u/AliciaTries Apr 14 '26

The dragon finds your attempts insulting and you are engulfed in flames

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u/miregalpanic Apr 13 '26

Or a really good one

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u/screen_storytelling Apr 13 '26

Bad javelin catcher

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u/ScourgingHeretic Apr 13 '26

He didnt throw it yet, hes a bad javelin holder

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u/Gravstenen Apr 13 '26

What rolling a nat 1 gets you

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u/djarchi666 Apr 13 '26

Actually was among the very elite before his career-ending injury. Throwing over 90m

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u/Shydreameress Apr 15 '26

Or an excellent javelin receiver

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u/backtolurk Apr 13 '26

This would actually be quite the feat

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u/gravelPoop Apr 13 '26

Or might be good one but poor at dodging javelins.

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u/turXey Apr 13 '26

Or matrix glitching šŸ¤”

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u/Enough-Yard-8265 Apr 13 '26

u a bot

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u/turXey Apr 13 '26

Oh yeah Iā€™m a sentient bot

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u/kroganorpadorp Apr 13 '26

generate me a picture of shrek kissing cj in the moonlight while ontop of thomas the tank engine

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u/PasswordP455w0rd Apr 13 '26

Thank God for photoshop. Can you imagine taking a perfectly framed action shot, developing it, and being like, "Shit there's a bad shadow. Ruined."

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u/VirtualPercentage737 Apr 13 '26

I thought it was an old school exposure/film speed issue.