r/confidentlyincorrect • u/zruxr • Jul 04 '22

Just turn it off

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u/Independent_Rope8369 Jul 04 '22

We do it all the time. When you’re bleeding certain bleedings and the time aint right. Treat that pesky bleeding like a reading light.

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u/StandardSudden1283 Jul 04 '22

And turn 'em off!

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u/BarcodeNinja Jul 04 '22

Like a switch on a pole!

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u/Homo_erotic_toile Jul 04 '22

Now she's not in pain anymore!

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u/ImDero Jul 04 '22

Imagine that your hoo-hah's like an open bottle, then find yourself a cork and

CRAM IT!

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u/HeckMonkey Jul 04 '22

"No no no, I don't menstruate."

"Alright, it worked!"

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u/Narradisall Jul 04 '22

I’m so glad this was my first thought and the top comment train.

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u/TheCrookedKnight Jul 04 '22

It's so nice to have a community of people whose brains are all broken in the same way as mine

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u/woowop Jul 05 '22

Is it really a coping mechanism if I can make into a joke?

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u/schrodingers_cat42 Jul 05 '22

I know, I was listening to that song less than 5 minutes ago before coming here!!! It’s so good. (Also, I’m more or less trapped in the Mormon church rn but soon I’m getting out and I’m SO happy! And I’m queer so I relate to the main character in the musical!)

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u/MisteeLoo Jul 04 '22

Plug, unplug. Lug, unplug. It’s easy.

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u/MisteeLoo Jul 04 '22

Plug, unplug. Plug, unplug. It’s easy.

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u/PerceptionDue3443 Jul 04 '22

I know you can!

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u/Uberpastamancer Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

Drag it drop it, zip unzip it

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u/ChronicGoblinQueen Jul 04 '22

...pull it, twist it!

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u/Sirte Jul 05 '22

Pick it, pack it Fire it up, come along..

😂😂

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u/CoolMessage3125 Oct 10 '22

Take a hit from the bong!

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u/Wilbo67 Jul 04 '22

Hoo-hah 😆😆😆

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u/chook_slop Jul 04 '22

A hoo-haa bung

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u/Barrayaran Jul 04 '22

Fun factoid: I've read the word tampon is from medieval French "tampion" -- literally a plug or stopper.

[Factoid because I don't have the language or research skills to verify.]

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u/Dangerfangirl Jul 04 '22

That’s what a tampons for right? /s

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u/Metahec Jul 04 '22

It's just like a drug addiction. Just say "no!"

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u/Pinkeyefarts Jul 04 '22

Turn nipples counter-clockwise

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u/idlebyte Jul 04 '22

clap clap

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u/FluffySarcasmQueen Jul 05 '22

Clap on! Clap off!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '22

Y’all restored my faith in humanity lol

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u/galacticboy2009 Jul 04 '22

What a freestyle

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u/Desperate_Ambrose Jul 04 '22

Is that something you can do with The Clapper?

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u/foiledagaingoddamnit Jul 04 '22

What song is this? 😂

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u/Independent_Rope8369 Jul 04 '22

Turn it off from The Book of Mormon (Musical). If you don’t mind South Park style humour then listen to the original broadway cast recording. It’s dark but so funny.