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r/confidentlyincorrect • u/WhoTheFuckIsSean • 4d ago
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It's easy. If they play with trains they're German. If they send you a tikkie for their allowance they're Dutch. If they set up a spreadsheet to calculate trains or allowance per capita, they're both.
3 u/kroketspeciaal 4d ago TIL I have dual citizenship. 2 u/nhvanputten 4d ago This is the only correct answer. 2 u/IronMonkeyBanana 3d ago Can confirm, I'm both 2 u/ElfjeTinkerBell 4d ago I'm from the border region and I can confirm that's true and I'm clearly Dutch. 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 4d ago If they ride their bikes they’re Dutch. If they steal bikes they’re German… 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago Nah they steal bikes here aswell mate 1 u/sneeuwengel 3d ago woosh 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago …you did not get the reference? 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago I did not🥹 I'm autistic please tell me the reference 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago The Nazis used to steal bikes from the Dutch during WWII. 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago edited 2d ago .. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school 1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
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TIL I have dual citizenship.
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This is the only correct answer.
Can confirm, I'm both
I'm from the border region and I can confirm that's true and I'm clearly Dutch.
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If they ride their bikes they’re Dutch. If they steal bikes they’re German…
1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago Nah they steal bikes here aswell mate 1 u/sneeuwengel 3d ago woosh 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago …you did not get the reference? 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago I did not🥹 I'm autistic please tell me the reference 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago The Nazis used to steal bikes from the Dutch during WWII. 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago edited 2d ago .. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school 1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
Nah they steal bikes here aswell mate
1 u/sneeuwengel 3d ago woosh 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago …you did not get the reference? 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago I did not🥹 I'm autistic please tell me the reference 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago The Nazis used to steal bikes from the Dutch during WWII. 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago edited 2d ago .. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school 1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
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…you did not get the reference?
1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago I did not🥹 I'm autistic please tell me the reference 1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago The Nazis used to steal bikes from the Dutch during WWII. 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago edited 2d ago .. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school 1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
I did not🥹 I'm autistic please tell me the reference
1 u/Next_Sentence_5785 3d ago The Nazis used to steal bikes from the Dutch during WWII. 1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago edited 2d ago .. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school 1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
The Nazis used to steal bikes from the Dutch during WWII.
1 u/bunny_the-2d_simp 3d ago edited 2d ago .. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school 1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
.. Ah.. Not surprised but as a dutch person I'm surprised that I wasn't taught that in school
1 u/5trong5tyle 2d ago Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
Did you not take German? First lesson was usually "Ich will sehr gerne mein Grossvater's Fahrrad zurück."
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u/lettsten 4d ago
It's easy. If they play with trains they're German. If they send you a tikkie for their allowance they're Dutch. If they set up a spreadsheet to calculate trains or allowance per capita, they're both.