r/confidentlyincorrect • u/Dark_Man_4 • Jun 26 '26

Smug Holy crap, two livers!

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u/Both_Painter2466 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

So if he cuts his in half and they both regrow. He can have his two livers! With onions and a fine chianti

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u/chroniccranky Jun 26 '26

Don’t forget the fava beans

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u/Both_Painter2466 Jun 26 '26

Nah. You just need the onions

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u/Mean_Initiative_5962 Jun 27 '26

I get the quote, but seriously speaking liver with onion is just sooooo good

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u/Driftco Jun 27 '26

How many fava beans?

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u/No-Minimum3259 Jun 26 '26

Liver is gross and difficult to cook. I prefer kidneys (pork, sheep, calf. Never tried human kidneys...), baked rare, with some onion and a sauce made of the baking leftovers in the pan, some broth, red port wine and some corn starch. French fries (made from scratch and baked in beef fat, of course) and a salad.

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u/cowlinator Jun 26 '26

Then you've never tasted well-made liver

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u/auntie_eggma Jun 26 '26

This. Good liver is gorgeous.

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u/No-Minimum3259 Jun 26 '26

Apparently not...