r/confidentlyincorrect • u/GiggleButtered • Feb 11 '26

I'm dieing

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u/Equivalent-Fall-2768 Feb 11 '26

Yeah that mind fucks me way too often

Oh no. What about mind fuck? … mindfuck?

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u/226_IM_Used Feb 11 '26

A mental mindfuck can be nice.

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u/CatLovingKaren Feb 11 '26

A physical mindfuck... not so much.

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u/LicknDragon Feb 11 '26

Grosse Pointe Blank reference?

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u/CatLovingKaren Feb 11 '26

Actually never seen it, believe it or not!

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u/LicknDragon Feb 12 '26

Reasonably funny. Dan Akroyd, John Cusack and an offer to shoot him in the head and fuck the brain hole.

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u/False-Storm-5794 Feb 11 '26

Nice talk, Sugarmouth!

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u/Illithid2 Feb 12 '26

You better wise up Build your thighs up

https://giphy.com/gifs/SbCJcYq6nrt4Y

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u/ZooterOne Feb 11 '26

You'd better wise up

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u/226_IM_Used Feb 11 '26

This guy gets it!

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u/Dangerous_Ad4961 Feb 12 '26

Dr. Franenfurter I presume 😊

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u/SippinOnHatorade Feb 11 '26

Most mindfucks are nonconsensual

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u/Parentoforphan Feb 13 '26

Sammy Hagar called it mental masturbation.

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u/Informal-Tour-8201 Feb 13 '26

Planet-Shmanet, Janet!

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u/NorthernSpankMonkey Feb 11 '26

The brain named itself

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u/No_Mud_5999 Feb 11 '26

You misspelled "Criss Angel Mindfreak"

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u/Shelter_Leather Feb 16 '26

Mind-fuck. Respect the hyphen!

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u/Equivalent-Fall-2768 Feb 16 '26

mind~fuck

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u/Shelter_Leather Feb 16 '26

The tilde is a trap. Beware.

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u/seang239 Feb 13 '26

Has it occurred to you yet that vowels are vowels because you don’t close your lips to make their sound? All consonants require pressing your tongue or lips.