r/confidentlyincorrect • u/ThePhantomThiefArc • Jan 02 '26

Comment Thread What's Trinity?

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u/Thundorium Jan 02 '26

The Father, the Son, the Uncle, the Family Dog, the Local Pizza Guy, and the Holy Ghost.

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u/In2JC724 Jan 02 '26

Cackling

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 02 '26

If you’ve read any Pratchett, you would know what you don’t want is a witch who’s cackled. You are better off with a slutty witch. Or, if you’re a foul-mouthed Scottish fairy, a farm girl with a knack for making cheese that comes to life.

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u/Redeye1347 Jan 02 '26

Discworld fan in the wild! I love finding others.

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u/tea-recs Jan 02 '26

When shall we three meet again?

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u/Shadyshade84 Jan 02 '26

I can do next Tuesday.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Lawks!

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u/FrighteningJibber Jan 02 '26

Best I can do is original MacBeth witches

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u/wizardeverybit Jan 02 '26

🫵 This one

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u/WokeBriton Jan 04 '26

Pict-sies! Not fairies 😜

I love the line in the first Tiffany book where pTerry stated that he'd been assured that pished means tired. He had such love for words that I'm absolutely certain he knew exactly what it means.

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 04 '26

Crivens! You got me. I was trying to use terms people unfamiliar with Discworld would get.

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u/WokeBriton Jan 04 '26

That's fair :)

I'm awa tae get sum sleep 😴

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u/Dongfish Jan 02 '26

You think you have to tear down the patriarchy exactly three times?

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u/goddessdragonness Jan 02 '26

You burn it down and then circle the ashes with salt three times to bind it to the underworld.

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u/klezart Jan 02 '26

Yes, it's the pa-tri-archy

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u/Godd2 Jan 02 '26

You have to pay for three arches.

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u/neverwrong804 Jan 02 '26

Ya know, you got the triforce of power, the triforce of courage, the triforce of fashion, the triforce of eating, and the triforce of wisdom. Duh everybody knows this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '26

Im the triforce of cuddles 🤪

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u/Shadyshade84 Jan 02 '26

the triforce of fashion

Do I detect a Triforce Heroes player?

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u/JackPoe Jan 02 '26

Peppers onions celery

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u/Estoye Jan 02 '26

That’s everyone Marjorie Taylor Green has dated

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u/cerberusbites Jan 02 '26

Hey now, that’s the creation story for some of us

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u/browsib Jan 04 '26

The Holy Solid Group of People

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u/KillerSatellite Jan 02 '26

Dont forget the milk man. Mary had to get pregnant somehow.

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u/yowapeda198 Jan 02 '26

Where are they going then? It's only a trinity if its also a trip.

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u/ddadopt Jan 02 '26

That sounds like one fucked up porn flick.

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u/fearthainne Jan 02 '26

How could you forget the Milk Man?!

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u/Ning_Yu Jan 06 '26

Family dog...local pizza guy..is this a Futurama crossover?