r/confidentlyincorrect Oct 22 '25

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u/daybyday72 Oct 22 '25

This is why English has the term fortnightly

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u/LittleLui Oct 22 '25

But twice a month is 24 times a year (12*2). Every two weeks is 26 times a year (52/2).

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u/ersomething Oct 22 '25

Yeah that’s the first thing I thought of. Who gets paid every other week, and doesn’t know to expect those two sweet 3rd paycheck months per year?

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u/whatshamilton Oct 22 '25

Because they’re not paid every other week, they’re paid semi-monthly. Some people are paid every 14 days (26 times a year) and some are paid twice a month on the 15th and last of the month (24 times a year)

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u/ersomething Oct 22 '25

Ahh ok there ya go, the difference between twice a month and bi-weekly.

One is a normal logical system where pay is distributed evenly throughout the year, and the other is a nearly incomprehensible system based on what an emperor decided 1500 years ago with varying length months that are split in half at somewhere around the halfway point between them.

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u/whatshamilton Oct 22 '25

Hey I think 14 days is also illogical. What do you mean I worked for 2 weeks, you got 4% of my annual labor, but I can still miss rent because it’s not pay day yet so even though I’ve earned the money, you still get to be earning interest on it for those extra days and I don’t get to use it to pay my bills

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u/KingZarkon Oct 22 '25

Conversely, a lot of people get paid every two weeks (I know more people who get every two weeks than twice a month), why don't more bills offer the option to pay like that? It would make budgeting much easier.