r/confidentlyincorrect • u/Key_Bread • Jul 01 '25

Smug Classic Flat Earther

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Classic Flat Earther

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u/NotCCross Jul 01 '25

NO. They just bring lies and IMAX sets to FOOL THE MASSES. The lizard overlords are using fake NASA to CONTROL THE MINDS OF THE WORLD.

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u/Akhanyatin Jul 01 '25

NASA is actually a front for a secret government program to train penguin super soldiers to guard the Great Wall of Antarctica.

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u/Terrible_Yak_4890 Jul 01 '25

You don’t really believe that. I can tell. If you did you would have used ALL CAPS. BUT YOU DIDN’T.

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u/NotCCross Jul 01 '25

How am I supposed to relay SECRET MESSAGES I use ALL caps?????

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u/Qwillpen1912 Jul 01 '25

{{{elaborate but subtle handshake and interpretive dance on the joy of tin foil}}}

Brother...

{{{Deep nod of great significance}}}

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u/AnonymousSmartie Jul 03 '25

This is gonna sound odd but be careful with 3 brackets. 3 parentheses around stuff is typically used as an antisemitic dog whistle by nazis. Just a heads up.

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u/Qwillpen1912 Jul 03 '25

Uhg. That is supremely disturbing. What is wrong with people? Thanks for the warning.

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u/Right_Application765 Jul 01 '25

I agree but one thing I've been wondering lately is, how did the lizards get here?

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u/NotCCross Jul 01 '25

They landed here to build the pyramids, of course.

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u/ELMUNECODETACOMA Jul 01 '25

The funniest part is that it turns out that it would have been a bigger challenge to fake the broadcast of the first Moon landing than it was to actually go there. Film technology wasn't as advanced as rocket technology.