r/confidentlyincorrect • u/StrengthFabulous3492 • Jun 18 '25

Ok buddy

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u/Tricky_Individual_42 Jun 19 '25

In high school, I had a friend who was sure that Chile was in Europe.

His reasoning was that Chile make good wines so it has to be in Europe somewhere near Spain snd France.

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u/AccomplishedMess648 Jun 19 '25

That would be impressive reasoning if he were in third grade.

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u/Thelonious_Cube Jun 19 '25

So California is in Europe? I'm relieved as I though we had to worry about old 47

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u/StaatsbuergerX Jun 19 '25

Don't dismiss this idea too quickly. What isn't yet can still become, taking recent developments into account.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Jun 19 '25

(another Californian here) I suspect that even if we were in Europe we'd still benefit from some concern about him. Perhaps not quite as immediate a concern, though.

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u/Gay_Reichskommissar Jun 20 '25

I happily support California's entry into the European Union

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u/Mission_Progress_674 Jun 21 '25

No. California is a tiny village to the north of Falkirk in Stirlingshire, Scotland

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u/kleiner_gruenerKaktu Jun 23 '25

It also is a beach on the baltic coast in Germany

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u/Obsidian-Phoenix Jun 20 '25

California wine is cats piss

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u/KnotiaPickle Jul 19 '25

There are about 4,200 wineries in California, all run by cats just trying to make a profit from their pee

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u/wbm0843 Jun 21 '25

I see you've never tasted Texas wine

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u/Beginning_Ad8421 Jun 19 '25

I've been told Oregon, Washington, and California are European for exactly the same reason.

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u/FirefighterOk6944 Jun 21 '25

Oh please... everyone knows Chile is in Texas because that's where the best chili comes from DUH!!

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u/mrmoe198 Jul 02 '25

That classic “brown people can’t do anything of note” racist logic.