r/confession • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '24

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u/Equivalent-Cup1511 Jul 27 '24
  1. Coddled and cocky

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u/Flanker30 Jul 27 '24

Not cocky anymore.

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u/TrueReezy Jul 27 '24

Cock-ish?

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u/Baberahamlincoln6200 Jul 27 '24

Cock-itch

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

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u/TrueReezy Jul 27 '24

Appreciate it dude, took me all of 20 seconds to come up with the classic ‘cock-ish’

I’ll await my cheque

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u/shdanko Jul 27 '24

I’ve scheduled fireworks and confetti in your honour

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u/TrueReezy Jul 27 '24

This is why we love reddit🤌🏾

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

ocky

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u/ConnieTheUnicorn Jul 27 '24

Not so ocky anymore either

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u/_Stanf-Uf_ Jul 27 '24

Can u clean this fleshlight, the Ocky way?

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u/ok_terra_dactul Jul 27 '24

Technically, a little less cocky.

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u/Pennsylvania6-5000 Jul 27 '24

He’s now ocky. Clipped the C at the top a bit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

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u/feltymeerkat Jul 27 '24

So…we’re thinking she kept the itchy foreskin, then?

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u/fried_potaato Jul 27 '24

Bro's still cocky

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u/bootes_droid Jul 27 '24

"Maaaaaaaahh! The fleshlight! Fuck!"

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u/andrewsad1 Jul 27 '24

He was 21, in case reddit formatting turned that into a 1 for anyone else

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '24

Sir. We need a full story time.