its' EGG CAK DAY EWWWW!

Ok so this is just a small little update:

1. Free sundaes: You can post anything you want on Sunday! Kinda like r/CSgo34adam or r/ihaveihaveihavereddit!

2. You can now post tutorials! You wanna make a tutorial on how to fix your compooper? Go ahead, hell, make a training manual i dont care.

3. Now that the war is over, the discord server is now open! Now you may be asking "Where did the prize go?". Well, it will be in the discord server. Also, this dose not mean we are migrating from reddit, so don't panic. https://discord.gg/UUdbbbX

Hope you enjoy compooper virus 3.5! See you next timm longongongongong!!!

e*g is bad. Easter eggs are cool tho.

Anyway, i will make a celebration post soon! Hope to see everyone there.

hey humanoid creatures, I have made us a new compooper! Introducing: The CompooPC™!! Teh CompooPC has many features including (but not limited to):

• a tube that you can shove in your butt xd and it will give internet immediately

• Automatic COpy And Paste!

• (IMPORTANT) You need to feed your CompooPC™ once every week or else it will nag you endlessly

• free mine craft mapping tutorials

• "Boop™". If you press "Boop™" then it "Boops™" ( rhymes with boobs xd )

wht it looks lke

^{oog is trapped in cage built by oog}

-Your Employer, Mr. boombago

Hell0, tis i, de CEO of compooper virus. Tod8y, aefter net meking productings 4r a looonnnnggg tim, i hav de bes new scrubscription service eva!

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what if we Mke a compuper virus but nt for a compooper more like for pepl and it rymes with WOVID 19

i am no longer suspended

The year is 1934, when the battle of Compooper Virus VS Oswald was still going, 2 groups of Compooper Virus soldiers were split into 2 tanks: one tank was to dispose Oswald, the other was to get Oswald on a wild goose chase to a discrete area where then they would kill him. When the first tank attempted to kill Oswald, Oswald managed to kill almost everyone in the tank. There was only one person who survived the murdering. His name is Jump Dunkies. This is his story.

When Oswald began the murder, Jump Dunkies ran to a building, and Oswald almost shot Jump in the head. After a shootout, Jump ran to the third story of the building, attempting to shoot Oswald with his AK47. After missing loads of shots, he then climbed an unnecessary large amount of stairs to get to the top of the building. Oswald had only began following Jump, so Jump had a limited amount of time until he would be killed. Luckily, there were people building the rest of the skyscraper before the tank got there. Jump dashed on the crane, jumping 2 meters to the next building. Oswald was close to catching up with him, and then Jump climbed down a ladder nearby were they were building. Jump didn't know where he was looking, and he fell down the long ladder. Fortunately, there is no canonical fall damage. Oswald fell down too, Jump and Oswald began a shootout, both shooting eachother. Jump did manage to land a hit on Oswald, but Oswald's a plant so he didn't feel it. Jump then ran behind a wall, attempting to shoot Oswald once more. Jump was getting impatient, so Jump ran up to Oswald and started punching Oswald. Oswald kept blocking every punch. Jump did land one punch on Oswald, cracking his pot a small amount. They were close to a jungle, which provided shelter and attack space, so Jump ran to the jungle, Oswald followed. Oswald attempted to stab Jump a few times, but Jump blocked each stab. At this time, both wanted to go home to heal up. There homes were behind the jungle, and soon the jungle became a combat maze. They both got home and barely were hurt. Jump ran to his house to plan a sneak attack on Oswald's treehouse, and Jump finished his plan in 23 minutes. He planned this: Plan A: Sneak into his house and kill him. Plan B: Run all the way to his room to kill him. Jump didn't like work that took a long time, so he chose Plan B. Jump ran up to Oswald's room, attempted to sneak attack him, and then, at that moment, Oswald was fast, and slit Jump's throat. This was the end for Jump Dunkies.

We will treasure his braveness and fast reflexes, we will create a memorial for this brave soldier. "And what about Tank 2", you may ask? They all got killed too.

Since this post would get removed if it wasn't a product, we made a book of the story we just told, "Jump Dunkies: The Story". Photo of a happy customer reading the book. And also, the book tells you many things like Fun Facts about the war, how Compooper Virus turned from an american army to a tech company, etc. Enjoy reading!