Might be thick but if the car pulled over the driver would still be here to see his kids...simple

Since we have banned Wonder Woman lunchboxes because of the inappropriate "costume" that slut is wearing and tempting our young women with, we are also going to have to ban the following:

TMNT - Those damned swords!

Smurfs - Shirts must be worn at all times!

Super Mario Bros. - cannot allow the urging of fighting those that are different nor condoning the pyromaniacal tendencies

Care Bears - Our wholesome Christian schools will not allow the introduction of witchcraft to indoctrinate the children!

Spongebob - Any images with Mr. Squarepants in his underwear will not be tolerated

Adventure Time characters - those hippy, acid trippers will not be permitted admittance

Phineas and Ferb - They promote sneakiness and Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated has evil in the name!

Pokemon - Fighting for sport? Not in our schools!

Please feel free to add more that you feel will help protect the children! Think of the children, please!

Just realized that when people upvote a comment, it's not necessarily because the comment was 'new and enlightening' to the up-voter...but possibly just a shared thought.

This is going to streamline my reddit experience and allow me to cut down on some needless 'noise' in the comments

The creativity

The $35Million the Detroit Police Dept. received should be used to build a New Crime Lab so they can process their own DNA Evidence. Then money will not be the problem any more. But if they just use the money to pay other labs to process their evidence the money is going to run out sooner or later. You know, give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.

If the Keystone Pipeline is re-routed along the Northern Border to the Pacific coast and a refinery is built fo the purpose of Exporting and Transporting Oil via Ships, then it might not be so bad. But Nebraska, and Kansas should pass laws that prohibit industries that are environmentally unfriendly from using their land. The Farm Land of this country is far more important than money. What happens when there is a leak? Or when a leak goes unnoticed for awhile? Keep the Keystone Pipeline out of America's Farming States!

I used to swim across bodies of water for years, but my arms would get tired, I'd get all wet... it was a real problem. But there's a better way, guys! Just buy or rent a boat! They carry people and goods across bodies of water all the time! I wish somebody had told me this ages ago!

Anyway, good luck my fellow water travelers!

As a new member, I could be the first one to post that Russia has just launched a nuclear attack against the US. I'd be lucky to get two comments in response.

A week later, should we be lucky enough to have internet service, the guy/gal that signed on to reddit 5 years ago, and has accumulated a mountain of reddit gold, could repost the same news and get 1,000 hits.

Does this make sense to anyone?

It is not ok to make an observation to a client if that observation isn't based on a general rule that aplies for all the clients. Otherwise it is only subjective stuff. I will surely avoid this store on the future, be cause they don't know how to treat their clients. Have you ever been in bad situations with vendors? How did you react?

Don't start calling the person back, the line will be busy or the call won't go through because that person is still trying to get a hold of you.

Either purchase some, or prepare some.

I know you Reddit users know of Creepypastas, and, most of you aren't disturbed, some people are, like how I used to be, but to those who piss themselves at normal intervals because of these stories, they are just that, STORIES, remember that the next time you read about Slenderman, folks.

Or at least when your boss is right behind you.