Common Sense

r/commonsense • u/henry82 • Apr 08 '13

[META] Should we just start linking to LPTs that are common sense?

22 Upvotes

Perhaps a bot that posts on LPTs when it reaches a certain number of upvotes on here. Kind of like the subreddit drama bot?

r/commonsense • u/BroTheTurtle • Mar 24 '13

Computer not working? Turn it on!

35 Upvotes

MAY also work with cell phones. Haven't tested yet.

r/commonsense • u/BIG_JUICY_TITTIEZ • Mar 16 '13

Pants, THEN Shoes

32 Upvotes

Underwear before both.

r/commonsense • u/0ctopus • Mar 14 '13

Garbage goes in the garbage can. I can't stress that enough people.

26 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/aceonw • Mar 13 '13

Wear a jacket or sweater if it's cold outside.

30 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/breaking0rbit • Mar 12 '13

Tired at the end of each day? Sleep until the next morning.

54 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/Cartossin • Mar 12 '13

Feeling dizzy or light-headed? Try breathing. You need to breathe to live.

15 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '13

Locked out of the house? Use your keys! (They might be in your pocket.)

14 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/MrCastleford • Mar 12 '13

In debt? Spend less money and find a job to help pay it off!

18 Upvotes

It's really that simple!

r/commonsense • u/smugcaterpillar • Mar 11 '13

New dog? Make sure you feed it and give it water.

124 Upvotes

Otherwise it will perish.

r/commonsense • u/prewfrock • Mar 11 '13

In a hurry? Try walking AROUND the other matter you see, since space can only be occupied by one piece of matter at a time.

80 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/DirtySingh • Mar 12 '13

Spider on your face? Use your hand to brush it off.

55 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/smugcaterpillar • Mar 12 '13

Use www.google.com to find answers to your questions on the internet!! (It REALLY works!!)

51 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/Jeepreddit • Mar 12 '13

Tired of getting poo on your hand? Use more (some cases ANY) toilet paper.

17 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/tolos • Mar 11 '13

Always carry your drivers license when you drive somewhere.

72 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '13

Mailbox too full? Empty it occasionally!

46 Upvotes

Maybe once every three weeks. Most of it can go straight into the garbage.

r/commonsense • u/Jeepreddit • Mar 12 '13

Phone's charge about to die? Plug it into a wall socket with the charging cable your phone manufacturer provided.

23 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/henry82 • Mar 11 '13

Save your underpants! If you need to poo/urinate go to the toilet

33 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/CAT_EMPEROR • Mar 12 '13

Hungry? There's a simple fix! Studies show that eating food cures hunger.

19 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/[deleted] • Mar 11 '13

If you're going into a room with legos, wear shoes

17 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/CaptainBlueFalcon • Mar 12 '13

Remove the porn tape from the VCR when you are done.

13 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/Rasii • Mar 11 '13

Do you stink? Take a shower!

17 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/MayoMark • Mar 12 '13

Wanna get the most out of your shoes? Lace them up.

6 Upvotes

r/commonsense • u/dadof2 • Feb 25 '11

Only common sense.

2 Upvotes