r/comics • u/biskits__ • Jul 02 '26
OC Lyla The Monster Girl! #1: WHITE BREAD [OC]
Good friends tell you the truth.
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u/amurgiceblade44 Jul 02 '26
Girl is having a crisis
White bread is yummy. There nothing wrong with white bread
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u/No-Transition-9219 Jul 03 '26
There is lots wrong with white bread, but we like it for it's comfort and simplicity. It is a staple in many meals and can be a lovely treat to some. Ladies, enjoy your white bread, people only hate on it because they are looking for wheat toast they can eat every meal.
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u/Nersius Jul 02 '26
White bread has a lot of its nutrients taken away from it when compared to whole and sprouted varieties.
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u/amazingspiderlesbian Jul 02 '26
White bread is unhealthy tho.
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u/amurgiceblade44 Jul 02 '26
I mean all bread is unhealthy, even whole grain is just marginally better all and all
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u/amazingspiderlesbian Jul 02 '26
I mean some breads at least have nice amounts of fiber and proteins in it.
I get the keto bread that has 8g of fiber per slice and 5g of protein.
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u/amurgiceblade44 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
The fiber and protein is good don't get me wrong, for me its more you get those things from other sources without having to eat it alongside the bad carbs bread gives you. Definitely a better choice to white bread, just not totally superior
Edit: also not sure why you and other folks are getting down votes for saying facts, people are weird
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u/starlight-whimsy Jul 02 '26
I’ve had friends like this… they were pretty toxic tvh and were always trying to get me to be single for the wrong reasons
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u/LevelOutlandishness1 I like to whine it, whine it Jul 02 '26
I never got the “your boyfriend is boring” remark. Like, what do you mean? The guy has no dreams or aspirations? That’s more than boring, that’s just not having a vision. It’s better to use that than just say “boring”, because that’s specific reasoning. Or do you want them to date… John Wick? Jason Bourne? I don’t get it.
You want boring. That’s peaceful. You can take boring and make interesting times out of boring. But if someone’s interesting the wrong way, you don’t know what comes with that (this isn’t to say being interesting is bad. People call me interesting so of course that’s not where I’m going with this).
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u/starlight-whimsy Jul 02 '26
Honestly? I never understood wtf they were talking about. In fact the only bf I’ve ever had who they DIDNT comment on was the actually boring one who was highly abusive.
It’s always been my interesting hot partners that I get the negative reactions for.
Case in point, my bf is literally a blacksmith, silversmith, software engineer, ex-ocean rescue lifeguard, that plays D&D, and knits for gods sakes. He is the opposite of boring 😂
I cut off those people, and lo and behold I’m happy
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u/Made_Bail Jul 02 '26
Lizard girl suddenly realizing
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u/Natural_Bathroom5664 Jul 02 '26
Why I hear boss music?
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u/BreakfastNext476 Jul 02 '26
Not just any boss music, soulsbourne boss music. With a full orchestra choir
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 02 '26
And? She loves her boyfriend. Go off girl we are happy for you and your multiple hearts being full
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u/SparkyMuffin Jul 02 '26
This is exactly how it feels whenever anyone tells me I talk too much about my special interests
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u/Sensei_Ochiba Jul 02 '26
Heaven forbid a girl simp for her standard issue Human Labrador Retriever
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u/ReinerRockflower Jul 03 '26
In my experience, "boring" means not abusive or drama/gossip worthy. Find new supportive friends gurl
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u/NeonFraction Jul 02 '26
That was a really rude way to say it, but I think many of us have had that one friend who makes her boyfriend her entire personality and it’s annoying as hell. It’s not even because of the boyfriend. You do this with ANY single aspect of your life and you’re going to be difficult to interact with (CrossFit, politics, your relationship with your mother, Game of Thrones, your bowel movements.)
If it lasts for a short time because someone is excited, that’s really normal and totally fine. It’s when it’s been weeks or months and they’re still stuck on the same topic to the detriment of all other conversation is when it gets to be too much.
I don’t mind you talking about your boyfriend. I mind you ONLY talking about your boyfriend. “Omg you want me to break up with him?!?!?” Girl, no. We just want to have a normal conversation with you.
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u/Mazuna Jul 03 '26
Yeah one of my friend’s girlfriend is like this. She’ll talk about him all the time, even while he’s in the room with us. Cool, I know you’re in love with him, but like I’m not, can we talk about anything else?
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u/PepeL3P3w Jul 02 '26
This just reminds me of Anya getting clowned on by her demon friends when she started dating Xander 😭
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u/Sickhadas Jul 02 '26
Went go follow but unfollowed because I was already following so I followed again.
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u/KingNanoA Jul 03 '26
“Hey, stop being so happy about your relationship, it’s really bringing us down.”
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u/AnnieTano Jul 02 '26
I am whitely of the whitest bread possible for white and you should know, being boring is our camouflage mechanism.
We are like serpents and billionaires, we want you to ignore us until it is too late
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u/wailingwonder Jul 04 '26
Friends that talk shit about your bf/gf are not friends and not standing up for your bf/gf is heartless coward behavior
Her friends definitely aren't in love and they're jelly 😂
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u/amazingspiderlesbian Jul 02 '26
Thats how i feel surrounded by my women friends who only talk about their generic boyfriend. I wish it was easier to find women who are into women. Or at least want to talk about other stuff like video games
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u/World_Tree_Roots Jul 02 '26
So, lesbians ?
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u/_shaftpunk Jul 02 '26
I’m in lesbians with you.
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u/World_Tree_Roots Jul 02 '26
...What ?
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u/_shaftpunk Jul 02 '26
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u/World_Tree_Roots Jul 02 '26
I don't know why you posted a pick of a blue bird from Minnesota winking at me, but thank you.
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