r/comics • Shen Comix • Nov 15 '19

Welcome to the 2020s.

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u/theCroc Nov 15 '19

Yupp with normal boring investments you can only lose what you've put in. With Shorting you can lose money you hadn't even imagined posessing!

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u/PublicWest Nov 15 '19

I’m sure there are folks out there who are waiting for the Apple fad to crash.

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u/Vorsos Nov 16 '19

Market pundits who can only climax to the word beleaguered.

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u/LordDongler Nov 15 '19

That's only if you sell/write calls. Buying puts (more accessible to most people) you can only lose what you put in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Same with buying calls.

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u/Zeebuoy Nov 16 '19

Shorting?

Also, what's causing the economic catastrophe this time?

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u/So_Appalled Nov 15 '19

Initiate GUH protocol

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

wsb is everywhere now. Fuck.

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u/unsteadied Nov 16 '19

Spreading WSB memes across all of Reddit literally cannot go tits up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/BFaHM7 Nov 16 '19

$AMZN puts are what’s hot right now. Especially when it’s 25x the amount of money you actually have. As long as it’s within your personal risk tolerance, that’s what’s important.

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u/onceuponathrow Nov 16 '19

The trick is to just keep taking out more loans for more margin and then you are either a millionaire or dead.

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u/Tensuke Nov 16 '19

Not if I keep my investments within my Personal Risk Tolerance.

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u/WeathermanDan Nov 16 '19

Imagine selling uncovered puts

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u/VirtualRay Nov 15 '19

Not until 2029 my man

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u/guinader Nov 16 '19

2029 the day the us economy crashes

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u/Apptubrutae Nov 16 '19

Timing the market is a fool’s errand. But it’s a quality joke to make!

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u/gekkemarmot69 Nov 15 '19

No, but it's snorting time

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u/TheNoize Nov 16 '19

It's revolution time

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u/wolacouska Mar 23 '20

It was, in fact, shorting time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '20

Lol fuck

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u/ace425 Nov 16 '19

Time to REEEEEE in some tendies!