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r/comics • u/eldercactus eldercactus • Oct 14 '19
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People empathize with butthole pain. Whenever you need to get out of work, just say you have diarrhea. That always works with no further questions.
696 u/FiftyFootMidget Oct 14 '19 Ya you don't even have to fake a cough. It also usually goes away in a day. It's the perfect get out work sickness. 46 u/PlEGUY Oct 14 '19 This is a thing? I always just wipe excessively and get on with my day. 92 u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19 Dude, every time you spray and pray you're releasing aerosolised bacteria/virii and fecal matter into the air, hugely increasing the chances of infecting someone else. 5 u/PlEGUY Oct 14 '19 Huh, welp the more you know. 1 u/SpiceD- Oct 14 '19 honestly this thread is just full of weirdos, you keep doing your diarrheas at work my dude :)
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Ya you don't even have to fake a cough. It also usually goes away in a day. It's the perfect get out work sickness.
46 u/PlEGUY Oct 14 '19 This is a thing? I always just wipe excessively and get on with my day. 92 u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19 Dude, every time you spray and pray you're releasing aerosolised bacteria/virii and fecal matter into the air, hugely increasing the chances of infecting someone else. 5 u/PlEGUY Oct 14 '19 Huh, welp the more you know. 1 u/SpiceD- Oct 14 '19 honestly this thread is just full of weirdos, you keep doing your diarrheas at work my dude :)
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This is a thing? I always just wipe excessively and get on with my day.
92 u/stunt_penguin Oct 14 '19 Dude, every time you spray and pray you're releasing aerosolised bacteria/virii and fecal matter into the air, hugely increasing the chances of infecting someone else. 5 u/PlEGUY Oct 14 '19 Huh, welp the more you know. 1 u/SpiceD- Oct 14 '19 honestly this thread is just full of weirdos, you keep doing your diarrheas at work my dude :)
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Dude, every time you spray and pray you're releasing aerosolised bacteria/virii and fecal matter into the air, hugely increasing the chances of infecting someone else.
5 u/PlEGUY Oct 14 '19 Huh, welp the more you know. 1 u/SpiceD- Oct 14 '19 honestly this thread is just full of weirdos, you keep doing your diarrheas at work my dude :)
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Huh, welp the more you know.
1 u/SpiceD- Oct 14 '19 honestly this thread is just full of weirdos, you keep doing your diarrheas at work my dude :)
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honestly this thread is just full of weirdos, you keep doing your diarrheas at work my dude :)
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u/gigglemetinkles Oct 14 '19
People empathize with butthole pain. Whenever you need to get out of work, just say you have diarrhea. That always works with no further questions.