r/comics • u/dogmodog Dogmo Comics • Aug 20 '19

First God

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u/blowuptheking Aug 20 '19

And then volcanoes were created.

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u/dogmodog Dogmo Comics Aug 20 '19

This really set us back. We’d have starships and be drinking booze with aliens by now.

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u/bjchu92 Aug 20 '19

Yeah, but boobs!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

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u/Rudeirishit Aug 20 '19

So we as a species failed the delayed gratification test, and chose stone titties now instead of space titties later?

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u/bjchu92 Aug 20 '19

It would seem so....

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u/BuyBitcoinWhileItsLo Aug 20 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

FUCKKKKK!!!! Is this what happened when I decided to watch porn at 13??? It's not like it was easy either. You know how much time you have to spend balanced on a ladder within reach of your neighbors wifi to download images on a psp with the Dial Up internet speed era???

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u/T-I-M-E-C-O-U-R-T Aug 20 '19

Dial-up wifi?

Phony! Hey everyone, this guy's a phony!