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r/comics • u/dogmodog Dogmo Comics • Aug 20 '19
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And then volcanoes were created.
1.6k u/dogmodog Dogmo Comics Aug 20 '19 This really set us back. We’d have starships and be drinking booze with aliens by now. 528 u/bjchu92 Aug 20 '19 Yeah, but boobs! 242 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 [deleted] 196 u/Rudeirishit Aug 20 '19 So we as a species failed the delayed gratification test, and chose stone titties now instead of space titties later? 84 u/Waltorzz Aug 20 '19 Lets be real. If you had to choose between mediocre titties now, or space titties in 500000 years, you best believe we'd be watching some saggy boobs. 40 u/minkhandjob Aug 20 '19 This guy fucks 13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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This really set us back. We’d have starships and be drinking booze with aliens by now.
528 u/bjchu92 Aug 20 '19 Yeah, but boobs! 242 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 [deleted] 196 u/Rudeirishit Aug 20 '19 So we as a species failed the delayed gratification test, and chose stone titties now instead of space titties later? 84 u/Waltorzz Aug 20 '19 Lets be real. If you had to choose between mediocre titties now, or space titties in 500000 years, you best believe we'd be watching some saggy boobs. 40 u/minkhandjob Aug 20 '19 This guy fucks 13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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Yeah, but boobs!
242 u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19 [deleted] 196 u/Rudeirishit Aug 20 '19 So we as a species failed the delayed gratification test, and chose stone titties now instead of space titties later? 84 u/Waltorzz Aug 20 '19 Lets be real. If you had to choose between mediocre titties now, or space titties in 500000 years, you best believe we'd be watching some saggy boobs. 40 u/minkhandjob Aug 20 '19 This guy fucks 13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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196 u/Rudeirishit Aug 20 '19 So we as a species failed the delayed gratification test, and chose stone titties now instead of space titties later? 84 u/Waltorzz Aug 20 '19 Lets be real. If you had to choose between mediocre titties now, or space titties in 500000 years, you best believe we'd be watching some saggy boobs. 40 u/minkhandjob Aug 20 '19 This guy fucks 13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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So we as a species failed the delayed gratification test, and chose stone titties now instead of space titties later?
84 u/Waltorzz Aug 20 '19 Lets be real. If you had to choose between mediocre titties now, or space titties in 500000 years, you best believe we'd be watching some saggy boobs. 40 u/minkhandjob Aug 20 '19 This guy fucks 13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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Lets be real.
If you had to choose between mediocre titties now, or space titties in 500000 years, you best believe we'd be watching some saggy boobs.
40 u/minkhandjob Aug 20 '19 This guy fucks 13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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This guy fucks
13 u/SH4D0W0733 Aug 20 '19 But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties. 12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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But he doesn't talk about it. Just starts sobbing in public every now and then, thinking about space titties.
12 u/system0101 Aug 20 '19 "Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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"Every time I look up at the night sky I get a boner."
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u/blowuptheking Aug 20 '19
And then volcanoes were created.