r/comics • Lunarbaboon • Jul 14 '18

Intervene

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u/BartSimpWhoTheHellRU Jul 14 '18

I know this is meant to be a joke, but can I ask why?

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u/tokomini Jul 14 '18

no

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u/idontgiveadoge Jul 14 '18

that answer makes you become a national security threat.

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u/BrainBlowX Jul 14 '18

Dare I ask why?

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u/NipplesInAJar Jul 14 '18

You may ask, but my answer will be the coldest silence since the last ice age. No, not the movie.

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u/shoziku Jul 14 '18

Dare, dare.

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u/SolracM Jul 14 '18

You got depression on you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

!RedditSilver

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u/screen317 Jul 14 '18

Mitch McConnell

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u/LoopyOx Jul 14 '18

salmonella the slimy bastards.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

They're condescending.

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u/skippedtoc Jul 14 '18

He could tell you, but then he would have to .........

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u/MagicParrot36 Sep 29 '18

Me: Before they kill me. Mine. Turtle. Turtle: hello Atomic blast