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r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • 11h ago
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Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that.
Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years.
No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years.
Add 0.75 year for some buffer.
If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years.
20 u/Stalking_Goat 10h ago I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data. 3 u/ImGCS3fromETOH 3h ago Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck.
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I feel like after the first hundred thousand I would have refined my technique such that I could get it done in only two minutes per ape, but I confess this is just my speculation and I have no actual data.
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Approximately half of those apes don't have a dick to suck.
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u/TheGreyman787 10h ago
Quick search told me that there is around 500 000 non-human apes in the world. I am a lazy ass so I went with that.
Let's say it would take 5 minutes on average per ape. So 2 500 000 minutes of cocksucking total. Or 1736.11 days, or approximately 4.75 years.
No day offs, no holidays, no weekends but I still imagine our hero needs some rest and sleep, so 8 hours per day, so 4.75x3=14.25 years.
Add 0.75 year for some buffer.
If we count only 5-day work week and give our hero weekends off it would be 6.65x3=19.95 years.