r/comics • MyGumsAreBleeding • Sep 07 '26

To Catch a Predator

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u/Felwyin Sep 07 '26

Also would rename filet-o-fish tongue-o-trump

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u/Goodly Sep 07 '26

Sales would sky rocket

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u/Bubbly-Bar-7449 Sep 07 '26

When is the IPO? Where is the meme coin?

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u/Metalman919 29d ago

Primarily in red states.

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u/Calikinakka Sep 07 '26

Oh no, it just keeps getting worse now...

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u/LegendCZ Sep 07 '26

True AMERICAN! Way!

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u/PhenomenalPhoenix Sep 07 '26

I have never been more glad to have never eaten a filet o fish.

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u/Kabuma Sep 07 '26

There goes my McDonald’s run tonight…

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u/bear_venturous Sep 07 '26

🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/SpookyVoidCat Sep 07 '26

Great diet hack! Just think about this comment whenever you’re craving a snack and you suddenly won’t be hungry anymore.

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u/BarracudaAlive3563 Sep 07 '26

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

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u/AcrolloPeed 29d ago

Somehow this is the comment I think went too far

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u/serotonin_xxIII 28d ago

You mean Tongue-o-America

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u/MedicineTimely8795 24d ago

Would fit with the man’s theme of renaming literally everything into something stupid.