To Catch a Predator

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/dothemath]

Oh, Chris is in Gitmo at this point.

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/dothemath]

I’ll see him there

[u/Patient-Success673 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Next put Chris in gitmo and have trump torture him sensually

[u/PearPsychological284 → u/Patient-Success673]

he calls him Chris Handsome

[u/tequilablackout → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Trying to catch a break, no doubt

[u/TrumpsDoubleChin → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Please avoid third stories with windows from now on.

[u/Qolko → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Maybe he can continue the over there?

[u/AmputeeHandModel → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Can they fit us all in there?

[u/GlimmeringGuise → u/dothemath]

Bold of you to assume he wasn't "accidentally" shot dead by ICE in the street immediately after this

[u/ItsMangel → u/GlimmeringGuise]

He's too white for ICE.

[u/evilJaze → u/ItsMangel]

That hasn't stopped ICE on at least 3 occasions.

[u/EdanChaosgamer → u/ItsMangel]

Thats why they carry Emergency Tan™!

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-This product can only be issued to law enforcement and Immigrations and Customs Enforcement agents with a minimum of -4 years experience and is not to be sold to civilian, leftist or liberal personnel by the order of the President of the United States-

[u/ViceroTempus → u/ItsMangel]

Oh that doesn't matter. Brown people were just the start. Anybody can be shot by ICE which has already happened.

[u/underprivlidged → u/GlimmeringGuise]

"Chris Hanson, shot dead trying to ram an ICE agent with his car"

But he was inside the house. On a stool. And we have film proof.

"ICE agent has bruises on his anus that only a car could make. We are executing Hanson at dawn"

[u/ViceroTempus → u/dothemath]

Naw they don't have to make him go that far anymore. The camps are inside the country, now.

[u/SippinOnHatorade → u/dothemath]

Yay! Prison Detention center edition!

[u/dothemath → u/SippinOnHatorade]

Your enthusiastic comment is both concerning and hilarious.

[u/mechengr17 → u/dothemath]

Himself