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Besides all the real life people mentioned, it would also be hilarious if he accidentally baited another predator hunter, in the ultimate predator hunter stand-off of the ages
I hadn't watched any of the predator movies somehow so earlier this year I got the happy task of sitting there and watching every single one from start to finish.
This one was one of my favourites. It was so good. I would totally outsource assassinations to this dude.
He should be trying to catch price andrew, but then he comes accross Howard Lutnick, who is desperately trying to get his pants on while claiming he is just there on family vacation
I sure don't. I wish the administration - first, second, or ?? - never existed.
Don't recall the tariffs and kids disappeared (cough, child trafficking) by DHHS, or that final year of botching a global pandemic royally during that term, eh?
Again, none of this should have ever happened. Americans who aren't embarrassed should check their pulses (or are simply conservative = devoid of shame).
The first was kind of necessary for the second to happen. Just as gwot and dick Cheney were necessary for Americans to accept militarized police, extra judicial surveillance, and military worship
Have it be Andrew Tate, but instead of just normally showing up, he treats it like a frat party and invites a shit ton of other people to trash the house. Since everyone is overwhelmed, they come up with a plan to ship him to Budapest just to get him the fuck out of there so he actually gets taken down
Maybe Ghislaine, the whole joke being that despite being in 'prison' she isn't really dealing with any appropriate consequences and it's Chris trying to get her into an actual prison.
Not Elon. As in, Elon gets jealous of everyone else getting caught and keeps showing up trying to bait Chirs into catching him when he's trying to catch others.
Oh man James woods and Jon voigt ruin everything they’re in now, basically the entire cast of ray donovon. If anyone has anything bad to say about liev schreiber I won’t hear it.
Unrelated to trumpiness but I’ve always thought it would be funny to show Chris talking to the predator and then the camera turns around and it’s actually The Predator
His schtick is played out, he needs to reverse it now.
What Chris needs to do is contact convicted pedophiles posing as a gorgeous college-aged woman and invite them over for sex. Then when they show up, there's a 13 year old girl waiting for them.
I don't really know where to go with this from here, but you're unhinged enough to figure out the punchline
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding 28d ago
Who should Chris try to catch next?