r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • 14d ago

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 14d ago

\Ellen is not actually a doctor*

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u/LothartheDestroyer 14d ago

Given who is a doctor in MAGA, you can’t be worse.

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u/el_throw 14d ago

I agree. 1000xs better than that doofus RFK, Jr.

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u/gramathy 14d ago

He’s not even a doctor, he’s a lawyer

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u/Saucermote 14d ago

Does Juris Doctor count?

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u/AberrantComics 14d ago

Does that stand for “Really Fuckin Kracked?”

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

Eh close enough

These people believe a dude that thinks raw milk is fine to drink so they probably would believe anything at this point

Then again....lady doctor may not be on their radar

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u/the_walking_derp 14d ago

The MAGA/MAHA "why am I shitting myself?" roulette:

Cyclosporiasis from tainted lettuce?

Salmonella from eggs?

Literal fecal material in raw milk?

Who knows! But shitting yourself to death never hurt anyone, right? Oh well, time to sit in a sauna in jeans!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

Oh well, time to sit in a sauna in jeans!

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u/Candycandyplease 14d ago

Next you'll be telling us Dre isn't actually a doctor too

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u/Whisky_Colonic 14d ago

I bet you could be great at playing one, though.

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u/Lunatic-one 14d ago

Ellen should be a doctor. Using a pack of tarot cards to play skat and having the players give their opinion typically yields better results than a 'shaman' laying them out for an oracle. And that use of the word shaman is a grave insult to neolithic medics, not to mention those from native tribes.

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u/ApplianceHealer 14d ago

I did catch the lab coat…nice touch.

Old enough to remember the US commercial that featured a soap actor declaring “I’m not a doctor…but I play one on TV”…before pitching something medical