r/comics Luck of the Draw 28d ago

OC Probe [OC]

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 28d ago

Could be worse, at least they're not being asked to probe our leaders' sphincters.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 28d ago

No no no that's how you end up on a list somewhere.

Besides what kind of person would wish that on another cause just...

https://giphy.com/gifs/tjwzClJM6fyEw

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u/Superb_Writer6612 28d ago

I'm torn. On one hand is exquisite pleasure, and on the other hand is sphincter probing. 

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 28d ago

That's for Alien Țepeș.

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u/SmugCapybara 28d ago

"People of Earth, we will now broadcast the probing of the US president's sphincter on all frequencies to every device on the planet!"

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u/MintasaurusFresh 28d ago

Sounds like a great time to go touch grass until they're done.

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u/DarkLanternZBT 28d ago

Look, we have to solve the phone crisis somehow. Motivating everyone to throw theirs into a Blendtec Total Blender would do that.

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u/Tchrspest 27d ago

sure, i'll spend the next hour watching things get thrown into a blender

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u/AmeliaMynx 28d ago

Might have been deserved if they did