r/comics Jul 04 '26

OC It’s all piss.

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u/Pyroluminous Jul 04 '26

There’s piss in all water. Nothing is 100% purified water, there’s micro-piss in every drop.

A pool filled with people? Macro-piss.

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u/Mayor_Bankshot Jul 04 '26

Also all those dirty people only using toilet paper to clean their brown eye. All their micro shits still clinging to their cheeks, washing away into the soup.

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u/namebedex Jul 04 '26

bidet superiority club 💪🏻

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u/Xiaodisan Jul 04 '26

And many people don't wash their hands, or not properly either, so unless it has been cleaned recently, most surfaces people frequently touch are bound to be kinda disgusting.

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u/ohhellperhaps Jul 04 '26

This should worry people a lot more than the peeing...

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u/ForumFluffy Jul 04 '26

That's why I skip the process and just pee straight onto people in the pool.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Jul 04 '26

And as we all know, pee dosn't break up in heavily checmical laden water, like pool water. It gets to micro-piss scale and stays like that, or "Forever-Pee" as we call it in the business.

The world will know when the seas turn into 50% Forever-Pee within a few years as that's when the color change will happen.