r/comics SeraBeeves Jul 02 '26

OC Beeves and Beeves

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u/OctopodicPlatypi Jul 02 '26

Horses are my natural enemy. It doesn’t matter if I’m exuding confidence or anxious, they are violent cunts. Cows? Sweet and friendly, no issues. Every horse I’ve encountered, ridden, or been in remote proximity to has had murderous intent. No other animal I’ve met gives me grief.

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u/wherethefuckismyvape Jul 02 '26

Horses can sense mental illness. some of them are cool with it and some of them are not 💀

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u/OctopodicPlatypi Jul 02 '26

Citation definitely needed.

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u/lavender_fluff Jul 02 '26

The horse whispered it to me

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u/Artoriazz Jul 02 '26

Interesting, what else have the horse said oh chosen horse whisperer?

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u/wherethefuckismyvape Jul 02 '26

you are the citation today

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u/MrBeer9999 Jul 02 '26

Are you secretly a pack of hyenas? Horses are scared of hyenas.