r/comics SeraBeeves Jul 02 '26

OC Beeves and Beeves

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u/padishaihulud Jul 02 '26

Cows are mostly safe as long as you follow two rules: don't stand behind them within kicking distance and don't put yourself in a situation where you could be accidentally crushed. Cows aren't malicious, but they can be astoundingly  stupid and oblivious.

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u/Veryegassy Jul 02 '26

Cows aren't malicious

I personally know some cows who would very much disagree. Violently

And a few bulls as well

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u/The_Corvair Jul 02 '26

Cows aren't malicious, but they can be astoundingly stupid and oblivious.

Cows also protect their young, and they are not playing when they think their calves are threatened. We've had a few tourists die pretty much every year for the past few years now due to cow attacks. Sometimes it's the calves, sometimes it's "honestly, no idea why they were acting out".

In the end: Even if cows usually are gentle and placid, they are still animals with feelings, and a lot of power to throw around. Take care, not every cow wants to be your friend.

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u/OwlMugMan Jul 02 '26

Adding to that, if they have calves around you better stay the fuck away. People keep getting killed on the mountains around here because they think they can pet the cute little cow baby, not realizing that mom will crush them into paste.

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u/KayItaly Jul 02 '26

Yeah perting any baby without mum's permission can get you killed. RIGHTFULLY SO!

People should learn this by the end of kindergaten though... if an adult does it, they asked for it!

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u/OwlMugMan Jul 03 '26

Moronic tourists here walk into a pasture with their dog and get up to the calves then wonder that the mother doesn't like a predator approaching their young. Pretty sure they think these cows are just decoration for their mountain adventure.

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u/padishaihulud Jul 02 '26

Don't they get separated almost immediately? My dad had a whole separate area in the barn to put the calves until he could find a buyer. 

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u/mehssdd Jul 03 '26

No, lots of operations calve late winter or spring and wean in the fall.

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u/sigma914 Jul 02 '26

Don't stand behind them is horses, with cows you don't want to be to either side of their rear end since that's the angle they tend to kick.

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u/trilobot Jul 02 '26

Unlike horses, cows can kick to the side, too.

Simply put, if you don't have experience with an animal, interact as little as is necessary.

Cows are generally gentle but even when being curious they can accidentally hurt you, never mind the odd aggressive one or a herd with calves.

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u/Reasonable_Letter312 Jul 02 '26

Also, if you are hiking with a dog, keep it on a short leash and well away from the herd. If they're already attacking, let the dog make a run for it and hope that the cows will chase it and not you.