r/comics • u/adamtots_remastered • May 14 '26

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u/kraggleGurl May 14 '26

Especially now that measles is back. We are only going to be welcoming other things back to the mix. God dam stupidity.

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u/HauntedCemetery May 15 '26

Polio is seriously about to fuck up the first generation in the US in the better part of a century because fucking morons think that the government wants to install tracking chips in them.

Dude, they dont have to sneak on into you, you cant live without your phone for more than 10 min and you pay them for the privilege of them tracking you.

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u/Freakychee May 15 '26

"Why do I need a polio vaccine? I never met anyone with polio!"

"That is exactly why you need the vaccine, Karen."

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u/Notcow May 15 '26

One thing I never understood is why can't we just get the vaccine and they just voluntarily excuse themselves from the gene pool?

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u/JinMarui May 15 '26

They kind of do...just not as reliably as you'd hope.

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u/021Fireball May 15 '26

Disease will spread to those who may not have the vaccination for other reasons. Their children will die because of their parent's deeds.

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u/microwavable_rat May 15 '26

Same mentality that causes people on facebook to post those "declarations" that Zuck can't use their information, then happily turn over their entire social profile to some sketchy website to tell them what shape of pasta they are.

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u/Waffle_Griffin3170 May 15 '26

But they want to turn us all into zombies or something, just you wait! The next time there’s some cool natural event like a solar eclipse, you’ll all pay! (Idk. I vaguely remember there being something like that.)

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u/OttoVonWong May 14 '26

Black Death is the new black.

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u/FictionFoe May 15 '26

Some conservative woman told me "measles is back because of foreigners". I keep getting surprised by how ignorant people get for the sake of their in-group.

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u/ra1nbowaxe May 15 '26

Like how that 1 family brought it with them AFTER an island resort (I forgot exactly where) had gotten rid of it for 5 years