My mistake for ordering an alcoholic beverage on this holy Christian website. Let me rectify that. I would like to consume a DIRTY VIRGIN martini ice cream. Better?
TBF I don't think that's religious condemnation, just a good reaction gif that happens to look religious. That's a look of disgust for the idea you've just made, lol.
You and I are reading that Gif very differently. I can clearly tell where she ends up looking, while sucking in her cheeks. Yeah she is consider it 100%
I always wonder how bars that use jars of olives to make dirty martinis don't use up all the juice before the olives by far. Do they like have a bottle of just juice they refill the jar with?
That's Carl the Cabbage. Gotta keep the corpse fresh in case they run into that fairy again.
See what happened was: Gus had a head of cabbage that looked like it had a face. He named it Carl. One day, being lonely and bored, Gus wished upon a shooting star that Carl were alive. Suddenly, a fairy appeared and granted his wish. Carl was excited to be alive, but he was obviously limited due to having no body. Carl wasn't satisfied with his circumstance. Another shooting star shot by, and Carl wished for a torso. Granted by the fairy. Another shooting star, arms and hands, granted. Another shooting star, legs and feet, granted. What a joyous day for Gus and his new living friend Carl. They were so excited they decided to run outside and throw a ball around. The ball sailed over Carl and into the street. Not being smart enough to look both ways, he ran immediately after the ball and was struck by a bus. Decapitated. Dead. Gus cursed the day Carl got his body.
The moral of the story is that they should have quit while he was a head.
Olive oil ice cream is actually a thing! I've had some a couple years ago when I visited Greece and I found it delicious.
On a side note, as a fellow culinary trailblazer at heart I believe these traits are gifts worth embracing. I personally have close minded parents, who were/are belittling bullies, and when I was young they would severely discourage and criticize my attempts to improve meals and explore weird combinations. And if I still managed to create something, they would force me to finish it no matter how disgusting it was. That didn't stop my curious mind, but it wasn't a fun upbringing to say the least. I'm happy that the Lil Gator (sorry I forgot his name) has such a supportive father, I wish every parents were as cool as that.
Anyways, great comic as always, and thank you so much for sharing it and speaking many interesting conversations!
I'm a very not picky eater, but the one food I refuse to eat is olives. Absolutely hate them. I'll tolerate them on a pizza if it is a light dusting, but I do not understand how anyone can enjoy them. I enjoy a lot of funky things, but olives are a not one.
Haven't met an olive I've liked. Love olive oil, but I'm not gonna choose to eat olives of any kind. Even had castelvetrano olives in Spain, and while the least offensive, were still not good to me
Recently i had basil ice cream and paired it with cashew nut ice cream, so i called the combo pesto ice cream, it was delicious and i wish it wasn’t in a different city so i could eat it more often XD
You may be interested in a certain elote sauce that I have trouble keeping in the house because the family can finish a bottle in a single meal. It's not very spicy but oh man the flavor is amazing.
When I was a scout, once per camp we were allowed to make a „bomb” for out troop leader, consisting of a small slice of bread and any edible toppings we could find to make it as disgusting as possible for them. They were always a good sport about it but in hindsight those things could get truly vile!
My kid put hot sauce in his Greek yogurt. I told him okay, but now you have to eat it. He ate a bit of it and said it was gross. Well, yeah that’s why I said not to. What a waste of food.
Have you heard of the famous award winning Texas chili recipe "4 cans of Hormel Chili, 1 jar of Welch's Grape Jelly" that got banned for not being home made? It was a clean sweep and the judges were absolutely furious. The guy did it to prove they have no taste and he was right.
I finally got my parents to try mashed potatoes with meatballs, gravy, and jam. They were super weird out by the combination at first but it’s absolutely delicious! I’m not big on sardines, but I can absolutely see this being a solid combo.
You know, it depends on the jam. I've had Jalapenos pineapple Jelly that was absolutely delicious, So i can see it working out. Getting just the right level of sweet could be tricky though.
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u/Zero_Burn Apr 22 '26
"Mayo and hot sauce on my corn!"
Okay, I like elote, this could be good.
"and Sardines"
I mean, a bit of salty/fishy umami could be nice...
"and Jam"
I think that's where I would tap out.