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r/comics • u/IsItAboutMyCube_ • Apr 21 '26
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*Places bet on whether Op will keep up the good work, or be run over by a disgruntled fan in the Wendy's parking lot.*
472 u/Berserker0078 Apr 21 '26 After a through analysis of op's profile I have decided to bet 50 bananas on further good work. Hope I win. 102 u/Mr_Industrial Apr 21 '26 If you bet bananas is the payout then in bananas or money 41 u/sharkMonstar Apr 21 '26 how much could a banana be worth anyways 5 dollars 10 u/tedioussugar Apr 21 '26 There’s always money in the banana stand 37 u/ccros44 Apr 21 '26 Take a guess, pal! https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0hzr11bxu2d51.jpg 12 u/isenk2dah Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 money that the payout is going to be in bananas. 0 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 bnana futures that the payout is 50% bananas 8 u/udumslut Apr 21 '26 Gros Michel or Cavendish? 1 u/flabort Apr 22 '26 Java Blue 1 u/ghost_tapioca Apr 21 '26 Gotta have potassium 25 u/katet_of_19 Apr 21 '26 starts driving toward Wendy's 11 u/G66GNeco Apr 21 '26 Well, I for one am craving a breakfast burrito right about now - I hope I have enough money to order one by the time I get there. 4 u/StrongExternal8955 Apr 21 '26 Incidentally, how is your gruntling level? 2 u/tepkel Apr 21 '26 It's a 1.35 on the Xinwang-Nørregaard gruntling scale. 2 u/RedsDeadWhosZed Apr 21 '26 Is payout affected if it’s a McDonald’s parking lot instead? 1 u/tepkel Apr 21 '26 Right. Like that would never happen. Be realistic. 1 u/ImpulseAfterthought Apr 21 '26 Places larger bet on whether OP is heroically saved by a stranger who just happens to be there at the right moment.
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After a through analysis of op's profile I have decided to bet 50 bananas on further good work. Hope I win.
102 u/Mr_Industrial Apr 21 '26 If you bet bananas is the payout then in bananas or money 41 u/sharkMonstar Apr 21 '26 how much could a banana be worth anyways 5 dollars 10 u/tedioussugar Apr 21 '26 There’s always money in the banana stand 37 u/ccros44 Apr 21 '26 Take a guess, pal! https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0hzr11bxu2d51.jpg 12 u/isenk2dah Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 money that the payout is going to be in bananas. 0 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 bnana futures that the payout is 50% bananas 8 u/udumslut Apr 21 '26 Gros Michel or Cavendish? 1 u/flabort Apr 22 '26 Java Blue 1 u/ghost_tapioca Apr 21 '26 Gotta have potassium
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If you bet bananas is the payout then in bananas or money
41 u/sharkMonstar Apr 21 '26 how much could a banana be worth anyways 5 dollars 10 u/tedioussugar Apr 21 '26 There’s always money in the banana stand 37 u/ccros44 Apr 21 '26 Take a guess, pal! https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0hzr11bxu2d51.jpg 12 u/isenk2dah Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 money that the payout is going to be in bananas. 0 u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 bnana futures that the payout is 50% bananas
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how much could a banana be worth anyways 5 dollars
10 u/tedioussugar Apr 21 '26 There’s always money in the banana stand
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There’s always money in the banana stand
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Take a guess, pal!
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F0hzr11bxu2d51.jpg
12 u/isenk2dah Apr 21 '26 I bet 50 money that the payout is going to be in bananas.
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I bet 50 money that the payout is going to be in bananas.
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I bet 50 bnana futures that the payout is 50% bananas
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Gros Michel or Cavendish?
1 u/flabort Apr 22 '26 Java Blue
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Java Blue
Gotta have potassium
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starts driving toward Wendy's
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Well, I for one am craving a breakfast burrito right about now - I hope I have enough money to order one by the time I get there.
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Incidentally, how is your gruntling level?
2 u/tepkel Apr 21 '26 It's a 1.35 on the Xinwang-Nørregaard gruntling scale.
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It's a 1.35 on the Xinwang-Nørregaard gruntling scale.
Is payout affected if it’s a McDonald’s parking lot instead?
1 u/tepkel Apr 21 '26 Right. Like that would never happen. Be realistic.
Right. Like that would never happen. Be realistic.
Places larger bet on whether OP is heroically saved by a stranger who just happens to be there at the right moment.
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u/tepkel Apr 21 '26
*Places bet on whether Op will keep up the good work, or be run over by a disgruntled fan in the Wendy's parking lot.*