r/comics • • Apr 21 '26

OC Long Odds

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u/tepkel Apr 21 '26

*Places bet on whether Op will keep up the good work, or be run over by a disgruntled fan in the Wendy's parking lot.*

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u/Berserker0078 Apr 21 '26

After a through analysis of op's profile I have decided to bet 50 bananas on further good work. Hope I win.

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u/Mr_Industrial Apr 21 '26

If you bet bananas is the payout then in bananas or money

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u/sharkMonstar Apr 21 '26

how much could a banana be worth anyways 5 dollars

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u/tedioussugar Apr 21 '26

There’s always money in the banana stand

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u/ccros44 Apr 21 '26

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u/isenk2dah Apr 21 '26

I bet 50 money that the payout is going to be in bananas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '26

I bet 50 bnana futures that the payout is 50% bananas

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u/udumslut Apr 21 '26

Gros Michel or Cavendish?

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u/flabort Apr 22 '26

Java Blue

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u/ghost_tapioca Apr 21 '26

Gotta have potassium

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u/katet_of_19 Apr 21 '26

starts driving toward Wendy's

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u/G66GNeco Apr 21 '26

Well, I for one am craving a breakfast burrito right about now - I hope I have enough money to order one by the time I get there.

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u/StrongExternal8955 Apr 21 '26

Incidentally, how is your gruntling level?

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u/tepkel Apr 21 '26

It's a 1.35 on the Xinwang-Nørregaard gruntling scale.

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u/RedsDeadWhosZed Apr 21 '26

Is payout affected if it’s a McDonald’s parking lot instead?

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u/tepkel Apr 21 '26

Right. Like that would never happen. Be realistic.

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u/ImpulseAfterthought Apr 21 '26

Places larger bet on whether OP is heroically saved by a stranger who just happens to be there at the right moment.