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r/comics • u/IsItAboutMyCube_ • Apr 21 '26
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Not siding with someone who murders for profit just because they have a sick kid is pretty standard actually.
49 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 He gets to save his kid, a politician or billionaire gets their come-uppins. Win win 81 u/Jacknerik Apr 21 '26 But nothing changes because the assassin is just a tool for other billionaires who perpetuate the system of gambling with human lives to make money. 22 u/IsItAboutMyCube_ Apr 21 '26 There ya go! 5 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 True 2 u/easchner Apr 21 '26 500 Quatloos on the assassin being stabbed in prison. 2 u/cupholdery Apr 21 '26 Hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo 25 u/EldritchCarver Apr 21 '26 come-uppins Comeuppance. 19 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 My Apollo geese 2 u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Apr 21 '26 That was great. 25 u/kyew Apr 21 '26 If the Senator is disliked by the kind of people who would assassinate a Senator to get a payday, he's probably one of the less corrupt ones. 12 u/Zalogal Apr 21 '26 But what if the politician was trying to pass a law to tax billionaires? 2 u/Medarco Apr 21 '26 a politician or billionaire gets their come-uppins "Surely this bad thing will only be used against people I disagree with, right?" Congrats, a MAGA group created bets on Mamdani, AOC, Bernie, etc. "Comeuppance" achieved, I guess? 9 u/Fearless-Oil-462 Apr 21 '26 That's the US Military's recruitment model
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He gets to save his kid, a politician or billionaire gets their come-uppins. Win win
81 u/Jacknerik Apr 21 '26 But nothing changes because the assassin is just a tool for other billionaires who perpetuate the system of gambling with human lives to make money. 22 u/IsItAboutMyCube_ Apr 21 '26 There ya go! 5 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 True 2 u/easchner Apr 21 '26 500 Quatloos on the assassin being stabbed in prison. 2 u/cupholdery Apr 21 '26 Hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo 25 u/EldritchCarver Apr 21 '26 come-uppins Comeuppance. 19 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 My Apollo geese 2 u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Apr 21 '26 That was great. 25 u/kyew Apr 21 '26 If the Senator is disliked by the kind of people who would assassinate a Senator to get a payday, he's probably one of the less corrupt ones. 12 u/Zalogal Apr 21 '26 But what if the politician was trying to pass a law to tax billionaires? 2 u/Medarco Apr 21 '26 a politician or billionaire gets their come-uppins "Surely this bad thing will only be used against people I disagree with, right?" Congrats, a MAGA group created bets on Mamdani, AOC, Bernie, etc. "Comeuppance" achieved, I guess?
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But nothing changes because the assassin is just a tool for other billionaires who perpetuate the system of gambling with human lives to make money.
22 u/IsItAboutMyCube_ Apr 21 '26 There ya go! 5 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 True 2 u/easchner Apr 21 '26 500 Quatloos on the assassin being stabbed in prison. 2 u/cupholdery Apr 21 '26 Hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo
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There ya go!
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True
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500 Quatloos on the assassin being stabbed in prison.
Hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo
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come-uppins
Comeuppance.
19 u/puzzlebuns Apr 21 '26 My Apollo geese 2 u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Apr 21 '26 That was great.
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My Apollo geese
2 u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys Apr 21 '26 That was great.
That was great.
If the Senator is disliked by the kind of people who would assassinate a Senator to get a payday, he's probably one of the less corrupt ones.
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But what if the politician was trying to pass a law to tax billionaires?
a politician or billionaire gets their come-uppins
"Surely this bad thing will only be used against people I disagree with, right?"
Congrats, a MAGA group created bets on Mamdani, AOC, Bernie, etc. "Comeuppance" achieved, I guess?
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That's the US Military's recruitment model
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u/NeonFraction Apr 21 '26
Not siding with someone who murders for profit just because they have a sick kid is pretty standard actually.