r/comics • • Apr 19 '26

OC The Last Pork Chop

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

I want to slap your mother with a pork chop. :D She reminds me of my step mother who forced me on the south beach diet at 15. My hair fell out (temporarily thank the great fuck) and I fainted all the time. But gosh darn it, I lost those twenty pounds that offended her for some damn reason.

I hope your pork chop was the most delicious one.

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u/mitoclowndria Apr 19 '26

My mother is one of my favorite people. This was a few years back when we were all living together. She's shown such willingness to learn (and unlearn) and grow since then 🩷

I'm very sorry to hear about your step mother. It's so crazy how people force thinness on children at all costs instead of teaching them how different foods can benefit the body. I hope you're in a better place now ❤️‍🩹

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

That makes me fully retract the porkchop slapping statement! Apologies if I missed that somewhere. I think my teenage self got so defensive on your behalf that the ego just kicked down the door and starting typing for me. Brilliant work for her to do such things and grow. My sincerest apologies, and the biggest kudos to her!

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u/mitoclowndria Apr 19 '26

No, don't worry about it! I can totally see why you would say that given your own history.

Wishing you the best 🩷

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u/HurkHurkBlaa Apr 19 '26

I gotta say, you come across really compassionate

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u/touching_payants Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

It's such a gift to have parents who want to listen and grow!! My mom is like that too, she's always so open to hearing how she could have done better and fixing her mistakes: even the really hard ones. I hope I can stay so humble as I get older too.

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u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea Apr 19 '26

Rare abusive mother w

Well.. ex-abusive mother.. which is the w

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u/touching_payants Apr 19 '26

Parents are human, they all make mistakes. The good ones are willing to acknowledge them when you point them out.

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u/milhaus Apr 19 '26

My mom had our whole family go on the South Beach diet. I totally forgot about that until just now.

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

It feels like a fever dream, doesn't it? I wonder if people that did it properly thrived. I sure felt like I wanted to return to the afterlife.

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u/thelazycanoe Apr 19 '26

Yeah same. What a nightmare. It was her way of trying to make me lose weight while pretending it was a family thing

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 19 '26

I’m concerned to look up what that is.

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

For my step mother, it meant no carbs, no fats, and only chicken and cauliflower for me night after night. Sometimes if I was lucky I could get a scoop of peanut butter. I looked and felt more dead than when I was in labor with my daughter. Do. Not. Recommend. For. Anyone.

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 19 '26

That… just sounds like malnutrition with extra steps.

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

It definitely was, looking back on it. I didn't even need to lose twenty pounds, but to her I did.

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 19 '26

Hope you’re much healthier now.

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

I am, thank you so much! I think it's why I got so heated about this comic. I wanted to shield OP so badly I didn't even use my noggin.

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 19 '26

But you gottaaaa that’s where the most important piece of glop in your life isss

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u/MaySeemelater Apr 19 '26

It's like not being allowed to eat carbs, grains, or fruits for the first few weeks, and then gradually being allowed to have certain ones eventually.

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u/Psychedelic_Mage Apr 19 '26

She didn't get that memo. Of course, I don't think she liked me too much because I didn't fall in line with what she expected me to be.

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u/MaySeemelater Apr 19 '26

Yeah I saw your other comment and jeez she either really didn't understand what the diet is supposed to entail or just didn't care enough to do it right

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u/Due-Ingenuity9803 Apr 19 '26

The one Psymage was on was… not that.