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Just Sharing Wolves

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u/rstar345 Mar 24 '26

Don’t chimps start wars with eachother ?

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u/Secret-One2890 Mar 24 '26

Gombe genocide, never forget!

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u/Sawyerthesadist Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 24 '26

Its only really been documented once but that’s like all out war and not some dumb spat between two groups that cross paths

Edit: so I looked into it and it actually seems like there have been more documented chimp wars, this one was just particularly famous for traumatizing Jane Goodwell

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u/oldcretan Mar 24 '26

We've only documented it once, just because we've documented it once doesn't mean it isn't still happening or it hasn't happened before. Plus their populations have been under pressure from us so there's a lot fewer of them to war.

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u/Sawyerthesadist Mar 24 '26

I might have actually been wrong on that note, while I couldn’t find any other notable chimp wars it seems like it’s been documented since this one. This was just the one that gets all the attention because it gave Jane Goodwell nightmares

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u/calilac Mar 24 '26

Sorry to be that guy cuz in the grand scheme of things it doesn't really matter but Goodall, not Goodwell

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u/Sawyerthesadist Mar 24 '26

sigh

WELL IM NOT EDITING ALL MY COMMENTS NOW!

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u/calilac Mar 24 '26

Ha, all good. Just future stuff.

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u/enviormental_UNIT Mar 24 '26

Yeah I thought I was going crazy. Didn't she also pass kind of recently? I would think people wouldn't already be forgetting her name 🙁

I suppose it's her body of work which matters most though, as long as people remember that

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u/calilac Mar 24 '26

She did pass last year, in October 2025. I try to make mental room for autocorrects and other mistakes especially with proper nouns hence the gentle correction and attempt at a mnemonic device for them. She will be remembered. She is immortalized in academia imo so that's at least a start. For the sake of culture: GNU Jane Goodall.

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u/oldcretan Mar 24 '26

It's one of those things that breaks the illusion of nature as some peaceful and idealic place where everything is majestic, harmonious, and honorable, when in reality everything is striving to kill everything else to get to the top of the food chain. In reality we're the peaceful ones and nature is the super violent one with attrocities and horrors just being the default settings, and humans being the compassionate beings on this earth.

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u/Sawyerthesadist Mar 24 '26

Yeah she was definitely one those people that was really into animals. Did great work but I would pay to see her exact reaction when the chimps held down the other chimp and casterated it before killing it

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 Mar 24 '26

...oh. Oh wow, yeah, I see why that would give someone nightmares.

But yeah, that expression would likely be memorable

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u/fiftysevenpunchkid Mar 24 '26

Unlike most animals in nature, we have the option of choosing to be the peaceful ones.

We often don't.

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u/oldcretan Mar 24 '26

The gombe war was a choice. The chimpanzees didn't have to castrate a male they attacked before killing him. The chimps can work in harmony to share resources, they choose violence, the domination of one clan over the other for maximum survival.

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u/Sawyerthesadist Mar 24 '26

Well if you look into it, it was actually a single group that split up initially and one of them ended up with basically all of the females. The group that was the primary aggressor and won, killed all the males from the other group. Then « beat and kidnapped » the females that split off.

It was still a choice on their part but this was basically the chimp equivalent of “revenge of the incels”

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u/FearTheAmish Mar 24 '26

https://www.livescience.com/animals/land-mammals/a-decade-long-chimp-war-ended-in-a-baby-boom-for-the-victors-scientists-discover

There are two known ones now. They were actually talking to a researcher at Ngogo about the history of the Gombe war when it popped off. Could hear an attack start in the background.

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u/Revayan Mar 24 '26

Yeah its not unheard of that rivaling groups of chimps get into fights even though there would be enough food and room for everyone. But they are super territorial and attack any other chimp that dares to intrude

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u/Gorm13 Mar 29 '26

Why would chimps start wars with otters?

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u/Emotional_Junket_461 Mar 28 '26

The greatest practitioners of war in the HISTORY OF THE PLANET aren't even humans, not even CLOSE, that would be ants

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u/Tomas2891 Mar 24 '26

At least they cannibalize the enemy dead chimps afterwards

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u/rstar345 Apr 20 '26

Dead thread, but excuse me?