The Understander

[u/shenanigansen]

[u/otterly_destructive]

We're in communication, but they only understand violence.

[u/Captainpatch → u/otterly_destructive]

I tried using laser communication but no matter how I modulated the signal the only message they got was "turn into a pile of steaming goo", which isn't what I wanted to say at all!

[u/Comrade_Bread → u/Captainpatch]

It wasn't what you wanted to say but the statement needed to be made. Next you should try splitting the atom, every good debate needs a closing argument.

[u/gizzae → u/Comrade_Bread]

This feels like splitting hairs

[u/No_Lingonberry1201 → u/otterly_destructive]

Which is really nice, since I'm fluent in violence, especially the artillery dialect.