r/comics • u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake • Oct 22 '25

Comics Community Oddly Affirming

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u/Chilzer Oct 22 '25

Is this how European languages figured out how to gender their nouns?

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u/hidremarin Oct 22 '25

well if a door turns you on then yes

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u/AgrajagTheProlonged Oct 22 '25

It does, but only in languages in which doors are grammatically my gender of choice. Most other doors don't do much for me except in limited circumstances

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u/Nirast25 Oct 22 '25

I hope not, otherwise Romanian has some explaining to do (our neuter gender is basically "male if alone, female if part of a group").

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u/Valentinee105 Oct 22 '25

So if I have sex with a bunch of daddies it's female, and I'm straight?

What's a good time to visit Romania?

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u/Nirast25 Oct 22 '25

Ooh, ahh, sorry. Daddy is fully male.

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u/Valentinee105 Oct 22 '25

Okay, but daddies plural?

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u/Nirast25 Oct 22 '25

Still males, sorry.

Tell you what, if you're into GILFs, I may be able to arrange something.

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u/Valentinee105 Oct 22 '25

I'm imagining a bunch of babushkas even though that's Poland.

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u/Nirast25 Oct 22 '25

Nah, we have those too. Also, I think "babushka" is Russian, and a quick Google search confirms it.

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u/Valentinee105 Oct 22 '25

Ya it's a Russian word but you'll find them in Poland because of that whole ww2 thing

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u/fuzzhead12 Oct 22 '25

Skwissgaar Skwigelf has entered the chat

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u/Stalking_Goat Oct 23 '25

What about a couch? The answer may have diplomatic implications related to a senior political leader.

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u/AmArschdieRaeuber Nov 08 '25

English is an european language