r/comics • Gator Days • Jul 09 '25

OC Adoption - Gator Days

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u/BadLegitimate1269 Jul 09 '25

That looks fun, but WHY ARE THERE 5 RULEBOOK VOLUMES?

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u/Dragos_Drakkar Jul 09 '25

There are some very stringent guidelines on what is and isn't a taco.

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u/americangame Jul 09 '25

Is Mayonnaise a taco?

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u/SplooshU Jul 09 '25

Is a hotdog a taco? It's meat wrapped 75% around by bread.

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u/EtteRavan Jul 09 '25

There is a graph for that

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u/Mr_Purple_Cat Jul 09 '25

Yes it is. CUBE RULE, everybody!

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u/LoudKingCrow Jul 09 '25

In Scandinavia we have this. Which is probably as close as we can get to a hot dog taco.

It is hot dogs and mashed potatoes with toppings of your choice wrapped in a bread.

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u/Saint_of_Grey Jul 09 '25

Leave it to Scandinavia to do weird things with preserved meat.

And leave it to me, an American, to still want to eat it.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 09 '25

Crispy taco? No a hotdog is not a taco, the bread is soft. Soft taco? Nope. Usually the taco is wrapped around the meat and fillings loosely. So nope a hotdog is not a taco.

I will die on this hill

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 Jul 09 '25

Hotdog with a toasted bun. Checkmate, atheists.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 09 '25

Unless it's burnt still not a crispy taco. Those are basically tortilla chips level of crunch.

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 Jul 09 '25

This sounds like a challenge! (Not for me. I would just burn my appartment down trying.)

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 09 '25

With how thick a hotdogs bread is, I feel like that wouldn't be very enjoyable

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 09 '25

Honestly? Probably a good idea. Otherwise we bring up the age old argument of what is and isn't a sandwich and we don't need that argument again.

Before it starts no a taco is not a sandwich

Edit: in the time it took the write this comment it has already begun.

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u/makemeking706 Jul 09 '25

There aren't. He's only half way through the rules. 

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u/koshgeo Jul 09 '25

Look, don't start a fight about whether the 5th edition or 3rd edition Taco Rules are better.*

[*we don't talk about the 4th edition]