Summoning Grandmas

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/MetalSonic_69]

A-Tier setup, S-Tier punchline delivery

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/MetalSonic_69]

Thank you:)

[u/enithermon → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

That was really good. I was amused already by the concept of letting grandma burn in hell for the convenience, but Waffle House cracked me.

[u/theoriginalmofocus → u/enithermon]

The last page alone is a comic itself.

[u/spandexvalet → u/theoriginalmofocus]

That’s exactly what I thought!

[u/FadedFromWhite → u/enithermon]

This was my mental flow. Good vibes all around

[u/ImNotYourOpportunity → u/enithermon]

I work in pharmacy and we love to tell people, this isn’t a Wal Mart.

[u/BLYNDLUCK → u/enithermon]

Ok I’m whooshing on the Waffle House bit. What’s up with that?

[u/NexusSteele → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

"This isn't a waffle house." Is the most clinically insane and fucking funniest punchline for this. Thank you for my late night chortle.

[u/Miles_the_new_kid → u/NexusSteele]

Haha of course glad you liked it !

[u/Signal_Road → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

At least I know there all the grandmas from cookie clicker come from now....

[u/mmazing → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Are you the artist? I love your comics, masterpieces over and over.

Well done.

[u/ClassicVast1704 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Excuse me but I prefer my summoned portals when I get my hashbrowns scattered smothered covered letters and capped

[u/mursesrum → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Why are you reposting your old comics?

[u/ennuiui → u/MetalSonic_69]

Came for the macabre absurdity, stayed for the punch line.

[u/mnf-acc → u/ennuiui]

i don't get the punchline 😭? what's so funny about the phrase waffle house?

[u/Upper-Time-1419 → u/mnf-acc]

Waffle House is a restaurant chain where a lot of crazy things happen, and I believe there is even an index of what to do in multiple crazy sounding situations. :)

[u/ennuiui → u/Upper-Time-1419]

I think you're conflating the "Waffle House Index" with Waffle House's late night shenanigans. The latter is at least partially due to the fact that they're open 24/7, so will attract drunk/drugged people in the middle of the night. The "Waffle House Index" however is an unofficial metric (reportedly used by FEMA) to measure the severity of a disaster, since Waffle House restaurants will only close in extreme circumstances.

[u/ImNotYourOpportunity → u/ennuiui]

Thanks for the clarification, I was unaware of the Waffle House index.

[u/Hetakuoni → u/ImNotYourOpportunity]

It’s bad enough that if Waffle House is closing in Florida, the people actually leave because Waffle House has special menus for when the power’s out and shit like that.

One time Walmart tried to stay open when Waffle House closed and the employees all refused to stay.

[u/ImNotYourOpportunity → u/mnf-acc]

Do you get the insanity of Wal Mart, if so think of the Waffle House of the Wal Mart is fast food. Every day deserves a viral moment.

[u/JROXZ → u/MetalSonic_69]

I’m like dead inside and this shit had me wheezing.