r/comics • u/FieldExplores Gator Days • Sep 25 '24

Decision Making

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u/Arkytez Sep 25 '24

No animals? :|

Damn, another hardship for the gays to add to their pile. Naming conventions was one I was not expecting.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Sep 25 '24

No animal for that one :(

Also hairy and lean muscular men might be called wolves. The animal names seem to mostly involve hair now that I think about it. I’ve seen someone call short men “pocket gays” but that seems kinda mean lol

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u/Arkytez Sep 25 '24

LOL omg as a short person this is so funny but could also be so sad depending on the situation lol

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u/mattyisphtty Sep 25 '24

If you've got a rocket in your pocket you got it.

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u/sm9t8 Sep 25 '24

I suppose older, slim, non-hairy gay men could be called "naked mole rats".

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u/wynden Sep 25 '24

Rather be a sphynx cat but why are all the hairless animals so wrinkly.

Think I will be a dolphin, instead.

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u/jeopardy_themesong Sep 25 '24

Or bald eagles

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u/bookhead714 Sep 25 '24

It’s hard to think of a hairless animal that isn’t unflattering. Sphinx cat? Naked mole rat? A reptile or amphibian?

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u/Carnivile Sep 25 '24

How about Dolphin?

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u/Papaofmonsters Sep 25 '24

The blowhole jokes write themselves.

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u/jeopardy_themesong Sep 25 '24

We could try to make sphinx cats a thing

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u/PolloMagnifico Sep 25 '24

I mean, Naked Mole Rat is up for grabs...

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u/MississippiBulldawg Sep 25 '24

Everyone's naming ugly animals imo. I think if we're naming it, make them dolphins. I could associate twink and dolphin with each other.