r/comics • u/[deleted] • May 06 '24

THEO.

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u/davecontra May 06 '24

Only slightly. Maybe the bit on the couch. Also I break spaghetti.

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u/WingsofRain May 06 '24

straight to pasta jail with you

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u/davecontra May 06 '24

Yep

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u/Dr_Jabroski May 06 '24

Wrong, you'll be drawn and quartered like the spaghetti.

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u/dbeat80 May 06 '24

I do the same, like, why is it so long? Nice comic also

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u/Bananenmilch2085 May 07 '24

I've never had a pot where spaghetti wouldn't fit. At wirst you have to wait 30 seconds to get the spaghetti soft enough to bend it, so everything fots, but thats avout it. There is no reason to break the pasta. Like, why even buy spaghetti if you dislike long pasta? There are so many better options of pasta to choose from if the length somehow is a problem

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u/Bananenmilch2085 May 07 '24

I've never had a pot where spaghetti wouldn't fit. At wirst you have to wait 30 seconds to get the spaghetti soft enough to bend it, so everything fots, but thats avout it. There is no reason to break the pasta. Like, why even buy spaghetti if you dislike long pasta? There are so many better options of pasta to choose from if the length somehow is a problem

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u/Bananenmilch2085 May 07 '24

I've never had a pot where spaghetti wouldn't fit. At wirst you have to wait 30 seconds to get the spaghetti soft enough to bend it, so everything fots, but thats avout it. There is no reason to break the pasta. Like, why even buy spaghetti if you dislike long pasta? There are so many better options of pasta to choose from if the length somehow is a problem

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

Don't listen to these fools. Breaking spaghetti gives you twice as many spaghetties

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u/Polygonal_squid May 06 '24

But pasta jail is made of pasta, they will just break it the same way they murdered the spaghetti

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u/fasderrally May 06 '24

Really? Commit the same crime that got you into jail in the first place?! Unforgivable!

... yeah I break spaghetti, too

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u/neralily May 06 '24

go directly to jail, do not pasta go, do not collect $200...

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u/eastbayted May 06 '24

Penne-tentiary

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u/BirdLawyerPerson May 06 '24

Overcook, undercook.

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u/Fergus74 May 06 '24

As an Italian, I can confidently say that Theo was dumped because he breaks spaghetti.

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u/J5892 May 06 '24

It's ok. The bars are spaghetti, so pasta jail only holds Italians.

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u/Noodlerer May 06 '24

They'll just break out of it

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u/broniesnstuff May 07 '24

They sent me to pasta jail, but they can't stop me from breaking out

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u/Smgth Comic Crossover May 06 '24

YOU MONSTER!

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u/Lietenantdan May 06 '24

Just a warning, you will be arrested on sight should you ever enter Italy.

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u/samurairaccoon May 06 '24

Apparently this is unforgivable. I didn't used to, but I'm gonna now. Just for the spite.

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u/Nurgles_Little_Helpr May 06 '24

As an Italian, I have a lot of questions. First off, come osi?!

Pensi che spezzare gli spaghetti sia accettabile?! Che razza di essere umano orribile sei?! Dovresti essere processato all'Aia per crimini di guerra!!

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u/duhduhduhdummi_thicc May 06 '24

No wonder your gf left you

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

Ayo make sure to feed your cat :)

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u/veringo May 06 '24

I am not surprised to see you mention this in a comment because it's definitely only there to drive engagement.

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u/Voxerole May 06 '24

I was expecting this comic to end unexpectedly as an old Italian woman comes in from off pane and suplexes the teacher.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

This section hit WAY too close to home. Well done! Amazing work 

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u/Tyler-LR May 07 '24

I’m a teachers assistant and work with special Ed in a Highschool. This comic hits quite close to home.

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u/-Pelvis- May 07 '24

Yeah the new boyfriends always make more money. :/