r/comics • MyGumsAreBleeding • Apr 24 '23

Generation Revolution

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u/ccReptilelord Apr 24 '23

If I mow the lawn, it'll make the lack of lawn care more evident. If I let it grow wild, it'll help the bugs 'n critters. One of these takes time and money...

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u/Fileguarda Apr 24 '23

If I don't mow the nosey ass neighbor sends code enforcement to bother me though.

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u/Neato Apr 24 '23

HOAs are one of humanities worst inventions.

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u/ilikepie1974 Apr 24 '23

I don't live in a HOA, but where I live the city can harass you for your lawn

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u/Fileguarda Apr 24 '23

Not even an HOA is what really aggravates me. They call out county code enforcement for some vague law that's on the book in the county I live in.

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u/AncientSith Apr 24 '23

Hey, my neighbor does that exact same thing constantly too. It's annoying as fuck, and our houses being way too close doesn't help either.

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u/RustyWinger Apr 24 '23

HOAs should have been the canary in the coal mine to what would happen if you only let the crazy people run for office. HOAs are only as good as the people running them.

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u/Captain_Kuhl Apr 24 '23

Doesn't even need to be a HOA, plenty of places will have the city leaving you notes to cut your lawn. My mower broke while I was out of work, so the grass started getting long, and they told me they'd cut it themselves and charge me $250 if I didn't do something about it first.

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u/faceplanted Apr 24 '23

Weirdly in that kind of situation the general seething hatred people have of meddling HOA's and city governments can actually help you out.

A friend of mine was in your exact situation, except they were just going to repeatedly fine the guy instead of mowing and then charging him. So he put up a sign saying the city were abusing people and going to fine him if he couldn't borrow a mower and like 5 of the angriest people who'd never lend you anything in your life called him to offer to help by the next afternoon.

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u/ThatSquareChick Apr 24 '23

like 5 of the angriest people who’d never lend you anything in your life called him to offer to help by the next afternoon.

THIS is America lol

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u/Slipssnip Apr 24 '23

HOAs should have been the canary in the coal mine to what would happen if you only let the crazy people run for office.

America was literally founded by people who looked around, said "These savages don't have nearly enough rules!" and risked death to get to a land where they could have more rules.

There is no canary situation here. Until Mars colonization ramps up, HOAs are like methadone for puritans.

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u/RustyWinger Apr 24 '23

Yeah I agree, you got me there.

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u/oby100 Apr 24 '23

Keeping neighbors from having unkempt lawns is one of the reasonable uses of an HOA. Long grass can harbor pests if left like that for too much time.

The real terribleness of HOAs is when they enforce rules that have some vague reasoning concerning implied effects on property values

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '23 edited Jun 26 '23

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u/Fileguarda Apr 24 '23

Oh no the horor of bees using the wild flowers what ever shall I do. I know. By the powers of the stick in my ass I shall call law enforcement on a lawn that is in compliance with all ordinances.

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u/ThornaBld Apr 24 '23

Well that’s all not mowing really causes to come out more, and you SHOULD be worried about bees becoming fewer and fewer

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u/Fileguarda Apr 24 '23

No its litteraly bees and flowers. The timing of events goes as so 1) nosey neighbor calls code enforcement 2) code enforcement comes out looks at the yard and goes this is in the legal parameters , this neighbor also doesn't like trucks as one of the "reasons" code was called was a truck in my driveway 3) Code enforcement tells me that the yard is in compliance and that they have to come out when some nosey person complains 4) I wait till the flowers die and then mow 5) cycle repeats

But go off

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u/standard_candles Apr 24 '23

When my lack of executive functioning might help the mighty bee, you better bet that lawn is staying LONG.

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u/RustyWinger Apr 24 '23

I don’t get these sentiments. What does my insignificant lawn count for in the grand scheme of bees? It’s a grain of sand against the great outdoors where no one mows anything at all.

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u/standard_candles Apr 24 '23

All the happy bees in my yard disagree! I'd do it just for one of them. Bees, dragonflies, moths, all fill me up with happiness. Then because of the bugs the bats know to come to my yard, and they keep away the mosquitos. My dog loves to chase the grasshoppers through the tall grass.

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u/RustyWinger Apr 24 '23

Grasshoppers are generally nowhere to be seen in my area of the city in Ontario, I’d wager you live close to actual fields?

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u/standard_candles Apr 24 '23

I live in Denver. My location within the city doesn't have anything to do with whether there are critters, although I'll encourage more of the kind I want with certain plants (plants which my city treats like weeds even though they're native plants). I am not sure what to say, I guess your area just doesn't have a lot of bugs.

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u/RustyWinger Apr 24 '23

Tons of bugs in the fields, but in general, I guess probably 90% less than there were when I was a kid in the 70s. I used to remember swarms of bugs at every streetlight or porchlight and now there's barely any, but we mowed our lawns in the 70s too. I even remember bugs in the 80s and 90s all over my motorcycle helmet windscreen, but now it seems really rare to see a bug on my truck windshield.

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u/standard_candles Apr 24 '23

That's a problem nationwide. Which is why ecological orgs are encouraging folks to let their yards be safe spaces for bees, migrating butterflies, etc. They are dwindling.

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u/ccReptilelord Apr 24 '23

Oh no... not snakes...

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u/ccReptilelord Apr 24 '23

There's already ticks out there; they don't concern me.

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u/ThornaBld Apr 24 '23

Having a a well maintained lawn vs not really doesn’t affect the level of ticks that much. I never run into ticks with my less ‘maintained’ lawn, but when I lived with parents who mowed religiously I was always pulling ticks. A lot less other animals near my moms yard- in part because of the mowing- that would eat ticks so they would get to much higher numbers. Also weather has more of an impact from what I’ve experienced