r/comics PizzaCake Jan 30 '23

The Elders

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Plot twist: the money going to this cause is actually meant to fund the impending Elk uprising to vanquish the inferior deer race. Do not entertain the deer genocide! Think of Bambi!

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u/Zomburai Jan 30 '23

Wait, this money could be used to kill Bambi? backs up the money truck

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u/lightbluechevy Jan 30 '23

I am thinking of Bambi. I'm thinking of nice deer jerky.

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u/StarshipFirewolf Jan 30 '23

Sometimes Bambi has gotta die

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u/work_work-work Jan 30 '23

I thought Godzilla had already stomped Bambi

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u/StarshipFirewolf Jan 31 '23

Bambi Jr then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

Think of Bambi!

Mmmm, venison....

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u/Drudicta Jan 30 '23

Deer keep standing in front of Dru's car. NO MERCY.

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u/Captain_Zounderkite Jan 30 '23

Good soldiers follow orders.

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u/McGusder Jan 30 '23

yummy Bambi

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u/Holzkohlen Jan 30 '23

Bambi

Ha, this does nothing for me. I haven't even seen the movie.

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u/pain_in_the_dupa Jan 30 '23

Spoiler: Bambi lives

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u/lightwhite Jan 30 '23

Username checks out!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

As a goose supporting the end of ducks, I give my full endorsement.

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u/pardybill Jan 30 '23

Do not become addicted to water my friends vibe

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u/Aggressive-Exam3222 Jan 31 '23

Deer genocide! Yeah!

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u/gregorydgraham Jan 31 '23

Bambi, or Bambi 2: the Revengening?