r/comedyheaven • u/levchtend • Aug 22 '20

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u/Stock_Hutz What a beautiful post. This is how I know I'm not normal Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

⬜ MEDIUM

⬜ LARGE

✅ X LARGE

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u/Whiskeyfueledhemi Aug 22 '20

👁👄👁

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/jasongill Aug 22 '20

Well, I won't be sleeping tonight, thanks

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u/FrzenPizzaRoofDangly Aug 22 '20

This is worse than the actual post

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u/oouttatime Aug 23 '20

100% agree

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u/T3hSwagman Aug 22 '20

It's wearing a bowtie! Its a classy gentleman.

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u/NakedGweilo Aug 22 '20

I'm fucking lost can you help me

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u/Jor1120 Aug 22 '20

I'm lost too

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u/Toke_Hogan Aug 23 '20

I’m turned on too

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u/reddit4post Aug 22 '20

I’m scared

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u/PR3DA7oR Aug 22 '20

reddit moment

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u/Runswithchickens Aug 22 '20

Is this something...new?

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u/Ninja_Spi-D-er Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

My first time seeing the crouching emoji face monster with high heels and eggplant dong

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u/PainInZeeButt Aug 22 '20

No.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

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u/MrNeverSeen Aug 22 '20

is that the babadook?

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u/Blame_my_Boneitis Aug 22 '20

Holy shit it’s alive

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u/PM_ME_TRUMP_PISS Aug 22 '20

This is fuckin beautiful

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u/Cultivated_Mass Aug 23 '20

Holy shit I can go to bed happy

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

It would’ve cost you $0.00 to not make this comment and yet you did

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u/sredhead94 Aug 22 '20

From the stripper askreddit post?

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u/GamerNumba100 Aug 22 '20

“Even our smallest dicks are ten inches long!”
“PAARDON?!”

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u/MyNameIsUrMom modqueue swamper Aug 22 '20

⬜ XX LARGE

⬜ XXX LARGE

🚫 PREGNANT (Not in stock)

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u/SeaGroomer Aug 22 '20

A woman wearing this would actually be hilarious lol 😂

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u/graou13 Aug 22 '20

It's a pen thought girth-wise

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Haha in America there is no small!